20 Huge Celebrities Who Are Surprisingly Small


Some of the hugest celebrities in “la la land” have a huge following. They’ve made massive blockbuster movies, and some of them even have egos to match.

But when it comes to physical height they are surprisingly short. “I thought he would be taller in the flesh” is often the first words muttered by anyone meeting some of these megastars for the first time.

According to statistics, the average European or American male is 5’10” tall, but not everybody is average.

1. Usher

He may look impressive as he struts his stuff across the stage but Usher is only 5’8”tall – perhaps it’s all done with spotlights and mirrors. Or we usually judge by their net worth.

Usher Terry Raymond IV is big because he was chosen one of Teen People magazine’s 21 Hottest Stars Under 21, in 1999.

He sold approximately 30 million albums globally, and his 5th album Confessions, released in 2004, was sold in over 1.1 million copies in its first week, making it the highest first-week total for an R&B album ever.

Even though he’ short, he portrayed a legendary fighter in Hands of Stone.

”You couldn’t find a more stylized boxer than Sugar Ray Leonard. He was an incredible motion guy, the way he moved around the ring, and I think my dancing will make it easier for me to pick up his moves.”

He continues: “I’ve been working on familiarizing myself with the ring, sparring and understanding how to move. He had such incredible discipline and was flashy and classy at the same time. I want to be as passionate and dedicated in preparing for this role as he was every time he stepped into the ring. It’s an incredible story to be told. The metaphor of determination and struggle is one we can all relate to,” he recalls.

Prev 1 of 22Next

Most Popular

Popular On Celeb Zen


  1. Aaron

    April 8, 2016 at 6:48 PM

    5’8 short for a guy? LOOOOL. Average height for a guy in America is about 5’7, and 5’2 or 5’1 short for a girl? Average height for a girl in America is about 5’3, so in my completely honest opinion a guy isn’t considered short unless he is 5’6 or under, and a girl isn’t considered short unless she is 4’10 and under.

  2. Silly writing

    April 18, 2015 at 5:29 AM

    Uh yeah, 5’8 is not surprisingly small unless you’re in the NBA.

  3. Run

    January 31, 2015 at 5:27 AM

    Average European and American male height is NOT 5-10 and never has been, it’s closer to 5-8 actually…slowly creeping up towards 5-9.

  4. mobycat

    January 28, 2015 at 1:27 AM

    Radcliffe made 6 million pounds for playing Harry Potter? Uh… that’s way off. He made $39 million for just the final two films – which comes out to around $25 million with today’s exchange rate. (Unless this article is from 2007 or so.)

  5. Ken

    November 18, 2014 at 4:26 PM

    Kimmode is 5’2″, no way Kanye is 5’8″

  6. Three_to_Five

    November 7, 2014 at 11:40 AM

    The reason many of these male actors are shorter than average is pretty logical: shorter actors line up better on screen with actresses. It would be much more difficult shooting a movie with a 6’3″ male lead and a 5’2″ female lead. A male of 5’8″ would look much more natural on camera with a shorter female.

  7. bill47

    November 6, 2014 at 4:14 PM

    This list could have included Tom Cruise, Keith Urban & Shania Twain – real celebrities, not the TV trash included in the “20” list.

  8. Clearanceman2 .

    November 2, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    Interesting that the average height for me is 5′ 9″ but the article says just over 5′ 8″ is “quite short.”

  9. Quarlsnarg

    October 22, 2014 at 10:19 AM

    Left out Natalie Portman! 5′-9″ I think… Me i’m 5′-11″ (tall), never really thought i was short or tall. Average for the men in my family. (father & six uncles).

  10. Sentry Virginia

    September 24, 2014 at 1:11 AM

    Medical Studies have placed USA Average Height male: 5′ 10 Female 5′ 4

  11. Ed Too Tall Jones

    September 23, 2014 at 7:14 PM

    5’8″ is the average height for a male. It is not ‘short’ by any stretch.

  12. John

    September 13, 2014 at 7:14 PM

    Screw you guys.

    A 5’8″ guy.

  13. EbolaJenkins

    September 12, 2014 at 5:25 PM

    Out of all of them, Seth Green is by far the coolest one…

  14. sssuperrr1

    September 12, 2014 at 5:20 PM

    Leprechaun ey?..

  15. sssuperrr1

    September 12, 2014 at 5:20 PM

    Usher should go work at a movie theater; or change his name to Urinal. He is a munchkin dude who looks like a Raisin-Troll..

  16. ZachSwan

    September 7, 2014 at 9:39 PM

    Who the fuck wrote this shit? I’m 5’9″ and for my entire life people my height have been considered normal/average height. The only person I’ve ever heard (and repeatedly) call 5’8″ short is the douche that wrote these captions. People this height certainly don’t belong in a story titled “surprisingly small”.

  17. Joe Reed

    September 2, 2014 at 9:23 PM

    I don’t think the author grasps the concept of an “average”. 2 to 3 inches taller and 2 to 3 inches shorter are not rare extreme anomalies of the average. They are part of the majority which makes up the bell curve of the average. I expected to see someone listed at 5’4″ on the from page, not someone well within the average. And I’m not clicking each tedious page reload just so you can get your ad revenue. Pages like this are ruining the internet.

  18. Olga Kim

    August 31, 2014 at 6:46 AM

    When I see a man that’s 6 foot 5, and his partner is barely 5 feet tall, I think about what kind of sex life they have, because I’d imagine my favorite sex position and one of the best of all time, would be impossible for that couple to engage in.

  19. Mabel Thorpe

    August 23, 2014 at 5:42 AM

    Why is Shortie Tom Cruise NOT on the list at 5′ 6”. He has such a complex about being short, he always stands on a step above his lady friends to try and make him look tall. napoleon complex. I am 6′ 4” but don’t have a complex over it.

  20. windexsunday

    August 14, 2014 at 5:43 PM

    Wow, not a single one of these was “surprising.” What pathetically bad link bait.

  21. syntheticzero

    August 14, 2014 at 1:21 PM

    5’8″ is not “surprisingly short”. Maybe short for a celebrity/actor but not short in general. Also, who is “surprised” that Woody Allen is short?

    • Maddy

      August 25, 2014 at 10:30 PM

      5′ 8” is actually pretty tall for an actor- they’re easier to cast for a variety of roles, so that’s why so many are short. Definitely not surprising…

  22. Manfred Hideous

    August 11, 2014 at 3:09 PM

    When did 5’8″ become short? Many of the male actors here were born in the 60’s and reached the average height for someone born in that generation.

  23. one size fitzgerald

    August 10, 2014 at 3:43 PM

    Um…so what? is heightism the new bigotry? besides everyone knows that many actors are short people and the only reason it’s a surprise is because they try so hard to make people look taller in the movies. this is a bunch of nonsense. And I could have sworn the ad said “shockingly”
    small now its “surprisingly.”

  24. Pablo

    August 9, 2014 at 11:36 AM

    You ladies like guys that are above average height? No problem, free country, y’know? I like women with at least a full B cup to an ample C. Flat chested women and those with enormous cartoon boobs: no thanks. And they can’t weigh more than me.

  25. kikojones

    August 8, 2014 at 10:34 PM

    Average female height in the US is 5’4″, so all the women on this list are below average. Also, generally speaking–although there are exceptions–it explains why fashion models are required to be 5’7″ or taller.
    Btw, the average height for males in the US is 5’9″1/2, so while those who are 5’8 are not ‘quite short’, they are below average.

    • The Master

      August 22, 2014 at 3:52 PM

      Not for their age, the average height changes as new generations are born and we, as humans, keep getting taller.

  26. Jonathan

    August 6, 2014 at 11:40 AM

    Calling Kane West ‘quite short’ at a little Over 5’8″ is ridiculous. The average man in the USA is 5’9″. Does any media outlet edit anything published on the internet? Or do they just put junk articles out there for folks like me to bitch about and drive up comments 😛

  27. Mary Kaye

    July 27, 2014 at 8:56 PM

    You start out with Usher being 5’8″? That is not short, it’s average.
    OK – you people are obviously high when you write these articles. The first 3 people were men who are 5’8″, which as I said, is not short – it’s average. Snooki and Kim Kardashian are NOT celebrities – they do nothing. Anywhere.

    • Gregory D M K

      July 31, 2014 at 12:52 PM

      I thought Usher was shorter than 5’8″.

  28. Dan Field

    July 18, 2014 at 12:52 PM

    Snooki is a “huge celebrity” ?? …and Kim Kardashian ?? Oh… I guess you are including the FABRICATED celebs as well ??

  29. Roberta Beckert

    July 14, 2014 at 7:35 AM

    This is so stupid. 5-8 for a man is average, not short. And most women prefer a shorter man than a giant, when it comes to sleeping in bed. Who wants a snoring giant?

  30. Mark Slone

    July 10, 2014 at 8:44 AM

    Thanks for giving me a complex. I’m 5’8″ and have always been considered average, now suddenly I’m short? Whatever.

  31. Jake Redmond

    July 8, 2014 at 8:51 PM

    What a stupid comment by Kanye on George Bush. He’s as bright as his wife.

  32. Ian Sean

    July 8, 2014 at 6:38 PM

    Go to hell, author. 5’8″ is average for a male, 5’2″ for a female. That would put short starting at like 5’6″ and 5’0″ at MOST.

  33. smart123

    July 8, 2014 at 5:48 PM

    5″8′ is not short

  34. she is what she is!

    June 23, 2014 at 2:17 AM

    height is NO measure of a man!… I’m 5’6 and in the military was able to put plenty of much taller males in their place. I’m also far more successful than many of my taller friends! No it never stopped me!

  35. inrlife13

    June 22, 2014 at 12:16 PM

    This article is absurd. The average height is now 5’9. Making any man between 5’8 and 5’10 average not “shockingly” small. Peter Dinklage is “shockingly” small. This is the type of article that paints an unrealistic image of what an attractive human should look like. Any woman who passed on Whalberg, Usher or MJ Fox because they were “too short” is probably married to a tall guy who currently cheating on her with a slightly less shallow woman.

  36. zyggie

    June 22, 2014 at 10:24 AM

    They are average height to me. It takes a big man to fill small shoes. Some of them have amazing personalities and some project pure ugh!

  37. freeinpa

    June 18, 2014 at 2:33 PM

    Wow Kim K’s ass is as big as she is tall!

  38. Kat S

    June 18, 2014 at 2:28 PM

    Emilio Estevez is a great actor !

  39. Kat S

    June 18, 2014 at 2:21 PM

    WOW…Michael J. Fox’ son looks just like him…awesome!

  40. Jim

    June 17, 2014 at 7:02 PM

    I am 5′ 9″ and am considered of average height.
    So how is Kanye’s 5′ 8″ “quite short”?

  41. Mike Hill

    June 17, 2014 at 9:39 AM

    How does 5’8″ qualify as small??? It’s average height for men!

  42. DaveGinOly

    June 15, 2014 at 7:45 PM

    What, no Kristin Chenoweth (4’11”)? Jada Pinkett Smith (5’0″)?

  43. Nintendo until COD Hell

    June 11, 2014 at 6:31 PM

    Woody Allen asked his girlfriend and daughter to compare heights, and she turned out to be the same size.

  44. Cynthia

    June 3, 2014 at 12:53 AM

    Maybe it’s because I’m really short (5’1) so everyone seems really tall to me…but isn’t 5’8 pretty tall?

    • DaveGinOly

      June 15, 2014 at 7:38 PM

      5’8″ is actually average height for a man. I don’t know what they’re talking about.

  45. pattycake62

    June 1, 2014 at 1:35 PM

    seth is a jerk off idiot

  46. BruddahNui

    May 31, 2014 at 11:19 AM

    National Center for Health Statistics show the average height of the American male 20-74 years old has increased from 5’8″ not 5’91/2″ in the last 40 yrs.

  47. Matt Ranson

    May 31, 2014 at 7:57 AM

    I was wondering what they were thinking by listing Kanye at “a little over 5’8”. I’m a little over 5’9″ and I don’t consider myself to be short.

  48. Demscum

    May 30, 2014 at 4:55 PM

    ” …has provoked both incidents and even permanently blinded in one eye
    the man who was only trying to help him escape when the police arrived
    after the first fight.

    Now, he’s a registered Democrat”

    This is the bulk of the democrat party. Why was this worth special mention?

  49. OrthoStice

    May 29, 2014 at 8:36 PM

    Coming up next, “Celeb Zen makes fun of bald people.”

  50. Tarkus

    May 29, 2014 at 6:35 PM

    What if they were shockingly the wrong color, sexual orientation or had a mental disability…oh that’s off limits to be politically correct. But it OK to ridicule their height which I am sure was a conscious choice by every on of the people being ridiculed here. Screw you Celeb Zen.

  51. Tiffany

    May 29, 2014 at 5:15 PM

    I’m 5’10” and in college, swore I would never date anybody shorter than me. The first couple of guys I dated were 6’+, but they got progressively shorter with each new boyfriend. My husband is 5’8″ and we’ve been married for eight years now, after four years of dating.

  52. Jerret Sodders

    May 29, 2014 at 1:24 PM

    don’t understand the “surprisingly” part though.

  53. Rod Prather

    May 29, 2014 at 1:20 PM

    They forgot TOM CRUISE.. Hmmm, Tiny little leading ladies is the reason there are so many short leading men. Cruise is 5’7″. You can’t have a 5’2″ Actress playing a romantic roll with a 6’2″ male. It makes face to face shots almost impossible without a BOX or a LADDER and when they stand face to face, Nose to Bellybutton is NOT ROMANTIC AT ALL. It’s all part of MOVIE MAGIC.

  54. Holly Baby Catkiss

    May 28, 2014 at 6:12 PM

    They forgot Peter Dinklage.

  55. Holly Baby Catkiss

    May 28, 2014 at 6:12 PM

    They forgot Peter Dinklage who plays Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones.

  56. Joyhn

    May 28, 2014 at 11:26 AM

    Women out there- would you prefer I guy who is between 5’9-5’11 and good looking and successful / and great personality or an ugly or average looking guy who is over 6′ and mediocre in life? Sometimes women, especially on dating sites are so fixated on height that they overlook other qualities that men have.

    • Animals over humans any day

      May 30, 2014 at 4:14 PM

      They equate height with dong size…. that’s why.

  57. lola

    May 27, 2014 at 10:22 AM

    sorry, i don’t know who you 3 fellas are,… that means your safe with me today,… looks like my prior comments are getting deleted by the staff-members,… i mean come, seriously,… once again, against the law to reveal your true thoughts, & feelings,..
    well, ok,… looks like if i want to post comments on here, i’ve got to become a sheep along with the rest of ya,… and who really gives a rats ass about having a discussion about people’s height,…. seriously,… i think i need to work for your company,… i’d make sure that all of the phoney bologna was weeded out…. but ok,… so long, & have a happy day folks!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

  58. lola

    May 27, 2014 at 10:10 AM

    and you mr. simon cow-hell,
    why do you feel it necessary to be a douchebag, instead of a decent person???
    i just cannot believe that you make a tidy sum off of doing so,…
    forgive me folks, i’m on a roll today,… 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

  59. lola

    May 27, 2014 at 9:42 AM

    excuse me,… but not to be rude, but the big question on my mind these days, is why does mark wahlberg look old & whithered as if he’s been through the mill and back,… i mean he’s about 2 years older than me, but yet he looks almost hitting closer to 55 perhaps… sometimes i have a knack for figuring out why that’s come to be,…we’ll just leave it @ that,… sorry asshole on the side who takes pleasure in reading all my shit,… (yes, you know who you are,… i won’t throw you under the bus, chill out) but i’ve never been in love with mark whalberg any how,… me, i don’t want to f’ the s##t out of him like someone said she wanted to the other day,… miss 1985 hairdoo. anyways, also, those whalbergs creating that ridículos documentary,… with the retarded brother as a chef, & the mother continously still acting like a welfare recipient,… it turns me off,… and i’ve only eye spied the show no more than 2 to 3 times,… putting themselves out there doesn’t cut it for me,… oh get this, this is the ringer… check out the ceiling in there, plastered with the names of all of mark whalberg’s films,…. (oh, hold ona minute, i’ve got to go & get a bucket so that i can puke),…. thanks

  60. anon

    May 27, 2014 at 8:56 AM

    5′ 8″ is not short!

  61. Me

    May 26, 2014 at 2:21 PM

    Woody didn’t mention anything about the assault on his daughter for years….she is putting the truth out but never gets the least bit denied. Not a huge anything but criminal pervy if there’s no denials

  62. Eileen

    May 23, 2014 at 7:55 PM

    The last thing we want to hear is that a guy is small, b/c then we wonder if he is also small downstairs. We would like to think otherwise.

  63. nmgene

    May 21, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    Its too bad kanye is racist, wont be watchinghim anymore

  64. nmgene

    May 21, 2014 at 6:02 PM

    Never heard of her, but tshe is a damocrat so I havnt missed anything worth while

  65. kama weeramuni

    May 20, 2014 at 7:59 PM

    height is not the main issue your personality the main thing people looking for. Each human has so many special thing in him or her if one person can find that u will find real height of that person.

  66. Stan Heck

    May 19, 2014 at 4:28 AM

    Well I thought it was a huge joke when I saw USHER in the film “The Faculty”. HE playing a quarterback…

  67. Candace Raygoza Casey

    May 18, 2014 at 7:41 PM

    Yeah 5″8 is not exactly short

  68. John Masters

    May 18, 2014 at 6:23 PM

    Simon Cowell was the only decent judge on American Idol….he told it like it was and didn’t sugar coat anything…if you stink you stink, and the sooner you figure that out, the sooner you can move on with your life…he’s got a bad rep only because he’s honest.

  69. STUART

    May 18, 2014 at 12:33 PM

    Surprised Tom Cruise did not make the list, I was on Loosin It with that freakeshly small man at 5’7

  70. flatbedbill

    May 18, 2014 at 4:35 AM

    So, “celebrity” is what they call “Snooki” now? Go figure.

  71. bad2dabone

    May 8, 2014 at 9:25 AM

    Im five ft 11inch but my demeanor say im seven ft 1inch but as humans we have the alienable right to like what we like now with me I date a midget to an amazon woman long as her personality is banging in 10 we in like flynn!

  72. Craig

    May 7, 2014 at 1:55 PM

    On what planet is 5’8″ “quite short?”

    • DF

      May 9, 2014 at 3:53 PM

      It’s tall for a woman and below average for a man

    • ME

      May 16, 2014 at 1:22 AM

      Exactly. It’s actually average height for a man. Average height for women is 5’4″.

  73. Glyn Sable

    May 6, 2014 at 6:00 PM

    Snooki has a “laid-back side”?

    She has a kid, obviously her backside got laid at least once…

  74. marek1809

    May 6, 2014 at 4:43 PM

    I’m 5′ 10″, but as far as i can determine, 5′ 8″ is AVERAGE, not “short.” 5′ 6″ would be short for a man. This article is misleading.

  75. FREAK

    May 6, 2014 at 7:28 AM

    Not surprised at all. Most celebrities are short as dwarves, shorter than average. I accredit this to the same principle as small dogs; they bark, and bark, have little bite but get a lot of attention where as the norm for lager dogs is opposite. Thus the big dog sits quietly alone digging the ground while the miniature poodle eats grey poupon and fillet mignon. One more reason to hate the rich and famous, and small dogs!

  76. paul

    May 5, 2014 at 3:42 PM

    I don’t care what the average height is for a man wether it is 5’10 or what other polls have said 6′. Just because you are shorter then the average height doesn’t mean your short that is bulls***. If you are 5’7 and up you are tall, after all the average height of a girl is 5’4 and a great deal of women are shorter then that yet. What I have seen is that you most girls will overlook the fact that he isn’t 5’10. You really shouldn’t be complaining, I bet you are still getting your portion of women, be happy your not me or guys like me. I am slightly shorter then 5’2 and all I get is bad looks from women like I am not worthy to be near them and that I don’t deserve them. I also get a lot of bad comments and laughing at me for just trying. You women who do insist that a guy has to be a certain height then your not only judgemental and shallow but your also mean cause you could be passing on a great guy just because he’s not tall enough for you. B****, what are we short guys suppose to do we can’t make yourself taller. You women are hypocrites, you claim that your looking for love but then you make requirements on whom should you be with. I know you want to say that we insist that women to be beautiful but that’s not really true, yes there’s a large amount of men who think women should be beautiful but they don’t know what is beautiful. The saying beauty is in the eye of the beholder is so true because, some guys like the tall girls, some guys like the overweight girls, some guys like the nerdy girls, then there are the guys that like combinations like tall and chunky or short and chubby or short and skinny, but to these men those types are 10s. There is no such thing as a 10. I have also noticed that a great deal of men are not really judging women on their breasts size anymore. We’re mostly into your ass more now. I have seen some of the less attractive and small breasted women getting a lot of men.

    • Gert

      May 7, 2014 at 2:37 PM

      bitter… much…

  77. Andy Wolf

    May 5, 2014 at 2:57 PM

    I have but only one celebrity crush- that’s Anna Kendrick. <3

  78. Roberta Spangler

    May 5, 2014 at 12:47 PM

    How’d they miss Tom Cruise – the guy that played the rather tall Jack Reacher is only 5’7″!

  79. MarySue5813

    May 5, 2014 at 11:34 AM

    I hear Bammy is only 2″ while Moochelle, the White House Yeti, is a full 10+ inches!

    • Gert

      May 7, 2014 at 2:38 PM

      Wow… racist much? Grow up.

  80. Carol Panter

    May 4, 2014 at 8:23 PM

    …but Usher’s ego is MUCH taller!

  81. Timothy A. Kramar

    May 4, 2014 at 2:49 PM

    5’8″ is NOT short for a guy. More like average. I was looking for 5’6″ and below. Also, been looking for the female lead from RV, Kristin (?) Chenoweth. Very short, under 5′.

  82. Jerseysmelltours

    May 4, 2014 at 4:09 AM

    The tiniest star’s I’ve ever seen in person were Tom Cruise who was jockey small man and Robert DeNiro(who I think is the bomb) I could not recognize him(he was filming “A Bronx Story” nearby)when he and several women friends of his walked into me asking where was a good place to eat(the young lady I was with was just agape,but I was blank because of his height)He was waring a fantastic silver/grey sharkskin suit and the 2 ladies had huge bee-hive hairdo’s,must have been 2 feet high, After he went his way and everyone was asking me why/what he talked to me about? I was crushed by missing the opportunity to tell him how much I thought of his work(probably for the better). Earlier in my NYC days I met Morgan Fairchild on the street(she dressed just like she did on her TV appearances where as Shelly Long who was huge into “Cheers” than was completely unrecognizable from her TV show appearance(plain Jane) seemed to me that a lot of women in acting were taller than average whereas many actors(male) especially TV, movie, are shorter than average.

  83. Dalton

    May 3, 2014 at 2:41 PM

    Short in height, buy tall in bank balances!

  84. madman

    May 3, 2014 at 12:23 PM

    This list has no credibility to it. You have to no talent skanks like Snookie & Kim Kardashian while leaving out one of America’s finest actors in Al Pacino. You also left out Anna Paquin.

  85. bluecrane1

    May 3, 2014 at 12:10 PM

    5’8″ is short????? I think that actually the average size of an American male.

  86. ZucchiniBlossom

    May 3, 2014 at 9:22 AM

    5’8″ is not “shockingly small” for a man. It’s just not tall. Certainly not worthy of mention.

  87. Geoclac

    May 3, 2014 at 8:47 AM

    Um, guys, 5′ 8″ is average height.

  88. Omertalvendetta

    May 1, 2014 at 5:22 PM

    Sigh. When are websites, people and pretty much the whole world going to stop revering child-molesting garbage like Woody Allen? It just leaves a sour taste in my mouth when anyone ignores the sexual assault he carried out on his own daughter and instead we want to praise his accolades. It’s just disgusting.

  89. Ben Frazer

    May 1, 2014 at 1:29 PM

    5’8″ is average height you fucking dimwits

  90. Tom Servo

    May 1, 2014 at 10:23 AM

    midgets. both mental and physical.

  91. LongDeck

    May 1, 2014 at 8:49 AM

    Lol someone has had a tough life being the tall girl her whole life. Since when are women tiny for being 5’2?

  92. Foryourinfo

    April 30, 2014 at 11:20 AM

    You forgot to mention that Woody Allan is a child molester! He was having sex with his girlfriends daughter while playing the part of “dad” to her and the rest of Mia’s children! Not a nice guy at all, just rich and untouchable!

    • Jerseysmelltours

      May 4, 2014 at 5:50 AM

      Apparently not: untouchable unfortunately? Sleazy? Without a doubt I just guess he’s not filming on location in Texas anytime soon?

  93. Llew Keller

    April 29, 2014 at 6:34 PM

    All you have to do is watch some of these actors like Michael J. Fox on camera to realize he is short. He doesn’t try to hide it, and neither do most of the others. When I was a kid, I heard than the actor Alan Ladd (5’6″) had to stand on boxes to be face to face with other male actors, and even sometimes to kiss the leading lady.
    From what I’ve read, the average American adult male is 5’10.” The statistics that say 5’8″ is average include teenage boys not yet fully grown, and elderly males, who have lost height with age.

  94. glenp

    April 29, 2014 at 10:23 AM

    tall girl , tall pussy, small girl ALL pussy

  95. tevra

    April 29, 2014 at 10:04 AM

    5’8″ is small? since when

  96. TrustNoGovt

    April 29, 2014 at 7:47 AM

    5’8″ is short? That’s stupid!

  97. Amazed

    April 29, 2014 at 1:40 AM

    How did Bruno Mars not make this list?

  98. DF

    April 28, 2014 at 2:01 PM

    Being female has few advantages in this male-dominated world but I think it’s easier being short if you’re a woman. JMHO

  99. Pwnagraphic

    April 28, 2014 at 12:34 PM

    When did 5’8 become short? lol

    • Jerseysmelltours

      May 4, 2014 at 5:56 AM

      I don’t think it short or considered short by most of us this is a point of contention with stars who can and need to control their image. This seems to be a huge point for action, macho, stars they are usually made to seem taller than they are in their films and try to hide their real height when outside in public. That’s why it’s so weird. Before these guys became huge stars they probably had no issue with their height. This is why stars are stars are different than regular folks.

  100. nitestar95

    April 28, 2014 at 9:16 AM

    I’ve never considered a woman’s height to be of much importance at all; it’s women who value height in a mate, and surprisingly, they believe that men want taller female partners, which I have not been able to confirm with any of my male friends, we just want pretty girlfriends, we don’t really care if she’s short or tall.

  101. corinthian leather

    April 28, 2014 at 9:11 AM

    Registered Democrat – so short and a Commie?

  102. Mystick

    April 27, 2014 at 9:56 AM

    5’8″ isn’t short. Lame list. They didn’t include Tom Cruise.

  103. lakawak

    April 27, 2014 at 6:12 AM

    My god…this list just got worse and worse after I originally stopped. Michael J. Fox? Dustin Hoffman? Much of their career has been based on them being very short. NO ONE is surprised by this. Why can’t you just title this worthless list “Short celebrities”

  104. lakawak

    April 27, 2014 at 6:08 AM

    I only got ro about the 6th one before I gave up since they were all WELL KNOWN to be short.

  105. Charlene Tapia

    April 26, 2014 at 1:55 PM

    Forgive me if I have spoken harshly

  106. Charlene Tapia

    April 26, 2014 at 1:53 PM

    Being tall isn’t everything if you are mean ,selfish ,concieted you look short anyway.

  107. Bob_BBA70

    April 25, 2014 at 7:26 PM

    Duh, 5’8 isn’t short, its average. as far as girls go 5’2 isn’t tiny, but if they carry to weight it’s not attractive.

  108. Sallyg

    April 25, 2014 at 2:45 PM

    Sadowolf, the average height of the American male is 5’9-1/2 inches.
    Some of these celebrities are misrepresenting their heights. Kardashian is more likely to be 5′ or 5’1; not over the 5’2 she claims. Ditto Dustin Hoffman, one of the smallest men in Hollywood who can’t be over 5’3, if that.
    Where was Jennifer Lopez, another shortie?

  109. Smallfoot

    April 25, 2014 at 11:45 AM

    They forgot Bruno Mars.. Well, at least I thought he was a lot taller than he actually is..

  110. Steven

    April 24, 2014 at 6:40 PM

    >be 5’5″ male
    >be told celebs shown will be small/short
    >first entry is 5’8″ male

  111. deb

    April 24, 2014 at 12:29 PM

    it’s Tina Fey

  112. JackPipe

    April 23, 2014 at 8:41 PM

    What about the small celebrities that are surprisingly huge?

  113. B22

    April 23, 2014 at 12:20 PM


  114. Steve Stone

    April 23, 2014 at 9:46 AM

    News flash, Dustin Hoffman and Woody Allen are short. Wow, what a shocker. And Estevez isn’t much taller than the kids in Might Ducks.

  115. Pat Alexander

    April 22, 2014 at 6:59 PM

    Some look pretty awful and the height thing dosen’t have anything to do with it!

  116. Amy Laine Black

    April 21, 2014 at 7:03 AM

    I am abt 4ft tall and I get dates from a great many tall men and I could careless what their height is. Men are awesome indeed!!!!

  117. Rick David

    April 21, 2014 at 3:00 AM

    Forgot to list Woody Allen as a pervert, known for having sex with little boys. He is one of the most despicable human beings, regardless of what he does for money

  118. Shy Sharon

    April 20, 2014 at 5:34 PM

    you forgot Kristen Chenowith! She’s tiny!

  119. David

    April 20, 2014 at 5:28 PM

    Hayden didn’t marry for looks did she?

  120. davo

    April 20, 2014 at 1:20 PM

    Kim Kardashian and Nookie ARE NOT HUGE STARS !!! and you forgot the biggest ”punk” of all time Tom Cruise !

  121. msaja ja

    April 19, 2014 at 4:14 PM

    tom cruise is missing here. funny how he gets ridiculed for being short when he is taller than most celebs on this list.

  122. Rick Arnoldy

    April 19, 2014 at 10:30 AM

    The only ones on this list that suprised me were Reese and Lady Gaga. im 5 11 and 5 8 is not short.

  123. CM1975

    April 18, 2014 at 7:22 PM

    Five foot eight isn’t short! This report is stupid!

  124. EM

    April 18, 2014 at 2:03 PM

    Did not go past slide 2. Navigation on the website is terrible, and the idea of 20 page loads for one slideshow is ridiculous. The page also reloads in a really weird manner, so I end up clicking on something else.

    • Leon Davis

      April 20, 2014 at 8:18 PM

      I did two pages and that was it. 5′ 8″ is “short”? I didn’t get the name of the writer and I’m not going to scroll up to check, but it’s probably some dame who thinks any man under 6′ is “too short”.

      • JoeDisqus56

        May 3, 2014 at 3:10 PM

        any man under 6′ is short and any woman with less than a d cup is flat.

  125. mrelrey

    April 18, 2014 at 4:30 AM

    Im 5’8 and single and I’ve never been in a relationship with a woman taller then me. But ive definitely have dated women 5’10 even as tall as 6’0. Women are simply the best short or tall I Love making them laugh and if I really like her I love pullling out the more expensive lotions during a movie and give her what I’ve heard to be an amazing back and foot massage………. thats all I got to say, thank you, LOL :O

  126. heathkits

    April 18, 2014 at 1:12 AM

    Leona Lewis has Kim Kardashian’s look, an far better figure and real talent – why don’t we hear about her from Yahoo constantly.

  127. heathkits

    April 18, 2014 at 1:09 AM

    How much is Yahoo’s PR retainer to plug Kim Kardashian every 20 minutes? Somebody is paying big bucks to get this no-talent, no-morals, know nothing in our faces constantly.

  128. mattack

    April 17, 2014 at 7:15 PM

    Yeah right! Cha-CHING was a common term long before 1992.

  129. irri

    April 17, 2014 at 3:19 PM

    so that’s Kenya’s problem – Short man Syndrome

  130. JDiva

    April 16, 2014 at 5:45 PM

    My 10 year-old would tower over Snooki. He’s already 5 feet tall. She’s tiny!

  131. Susan

    April 15, 2014 at 8:50 PM

    Oh and Snookie too! wow I guess drunken sluts can be huge celebrities

  132. Susan

    April 15, 2014 at 8:49 PM

    Wow Kim Kardashian a huge celebritie –get real

  133. Phil Brown

    April 15, 2014 at 8:17 PM

    No Tom Cruise? He’s a shrimp.

  134. Doc

    April 15, 2014 at 12:49 PM

    she’s 4’8″ and her v. is twelve feet in diameter.

  135. Phil Bickel

    April 14, 2014 at 7:46 PM

    Hayden is the same height as Brian, Hmmmm?

  136. Phil Bickel

    April 14, 2014 at 7:45 PM

    Lady Gag me!

  137. Phil Bickel

    April 14, 2014 at 7:44 PM

    And we don’t care about Kanye West!

  138. Phil Bickel

    April 14, 2014 at 7:43 PM

    Woody Allen is a pedophile predator, and we’d like to quit seeind his disgusting face.

    • semmy

      April 19, 2014 at 6:56 PM

      You have a lot of opinions, don’t you, Phil? And who appointed you to speak for “we”?

  139. R.D. Bone

    April 14, 2014 at 6:23 PM

    now it’s was obvious that Simon has short mans disease

  140. alex

    April 14, 2014 at 3:43 PM

    why isn’t skrillex on here? he’s short-ish!

  141. mjs0177

    April 14, 2014 at 2:21 PM

    Hey Kristen Bell, where is my breakfast invite? 😉

  142. Eddie Higgins

    April 13, 2014 at 5:45 PM

    and they all have a Napoleon complex !

  143. Pizza the Hutt

    April 13, 2014 at 3:11 PM

    This list is a joke thanka for the laughs

  144. mkmilan

    April 12, 2014 at 6:36 AM

    Pathetic!!! Am 5’6″ and proud of it … noone who knows me thinks of me as “tiny”!!!

  145. Eric S Berger

    April 12, 2014 at 1:48 AM

    Were I the rest of these actual stars, I’d sue for even mentioning a loser like Snookie in the same article!

  146. Dwalt D Green-Bizzell

    April 11, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    Who cares how tall people are? It’s more about their contributions than height measurements. And..who sets the standards???

  147. tryoder

    April 11, 2014 at 1:23 PM

    Wtf is wrong with you A-holes?! Why do you consider 5’8″ short? Always have to have some wannabe so called writers spinning more negativity unnecessarily in their articles, thinking that they are bein witty. The last I recall is that the average height is around 5’8″ -5’10”. So what’s the big deal.

  148. Sammie Jo

    April 11, 2014 at 10:57 AM

    Alan Ladd used to have to stand on a box because he was so short. If I remember correctly he was 5’4″. I passed Goldie Hawn on the sidewalk one time when I was living in Hollywood, and I was amazed at how tiny she is. A good wind could have taken her away.

  149. Dave Thomas

    April 10, 2014 at 7:15 PM

    It is amazing there are articles written about DNA that cannot be changed. It is no surprise that there are actors of all heights. Now if the Jolly Green Giant was being played by a 4’10” female, it would be a surprise. You would never see an article entitled,” 20 Huge Celebrities Who Are Surprisingly Fat.” Weight can usually be changed, DNA cannot.

  150. mistaeric .

    April 10, 2014 at 2:21 PM

    Even though Usher is short he played a legendary boxer Hands of Stone? You sounding like Suga Ray Leonard is six foot tall. Suga Ray was about 5’8″ in real life.

  151. Doc Zhivago

    April 10, 2014 at 12:17 PM

    Kanye West has a very small small appendage as well. That’s why Kim rattles when she walks.

  152. Pablo

    April 10, 2014 at 8:56 AM

    Butt buddies…

  153. Reader

    April 9, 2014 at 10:26 PM

    Outside of the sub 5 ft. women listed, which celebrity is “surprisingly small”?

  154. smash44

    April 9, 2014 at 12:34 PM

    Are we supposed to fucking care about these pukewads.

  155. Seabees1

    April 8, 2014 at 8:46 PM

    So what? Without artificial means no human controls his or her body height. That is left to a greater authority. Much ado about nothing.

  156. studi30

    April 8, 2014 at 3:30 PM

    Kanya West, small in stature and small in mind.

  157. sampson3121

    April 8, 2014 at 3:08 PM

    Prince didn’t make the cut? 5.2 inch.

  158. Gajonka

    April 8, 2014 at 2:55 PM

    Who cares if people are small – does it make a difference? WTF

  159. J Y

    April 8, 2014 at 1:53 PM

    Reese Witherspoon is modest ? ‘do you know WHO I am ?”

  160. tyrone

    April 6, 2014 at 11:05 AM

    My weiner is small and im 6’6

  161. Pingback: Sabina Moore ANAL TRAINING OF SABINA MOORE | Stream Porn Videos

  162. Pingback: Sabina Moore ANAL TRAINING OF SABINA MOORE | Stream Porn Videos

  163. Jax

    March 20, 2014 at 8:57 PM

    Snotty is not a celebrity. She is an alcoholic that was on a reality tv show. She is so gross.

  164. Danny

    March 18, 2014 at 9:12 PM

    The most decorated US service member in US history (Audie Murphy) was 5’5. Don’t underestimate “short” people.

  165. ajay

    March 12, 2014 at 9:15 PM

    Yeah rite

    • Rob Barton

      March 20, 2014 at 9:04 PM

      Its true

  166. Petunia Wigglebottom

    March 12, 2014 at 12:00 PM

    I like my ideal sausage casing short so we can wear the same clothes. But I’m stuck with one that’s 5’11”. But life isn’t here for our convenience, is it?

  167. SarahKay

    March 12, 2014 at 1:59 AM

    Some of you all missed the point of what they were saying entirely. It was just saying they have a larger than life personality so you would expect them to be tall. Not average height or even short. Me personally? Don’t call me if you’re under 6ft. I prefer 6.5+.

    • P2THAR

      March 20, 2014 at 11:28 PM

      No one is calling you…

  168. Elwood Ballard

    March 11, 2014 at 1:25 PM

    Funny. Some tall guys will shoot their mouths off, but quiet down when a short guy asks him if he would like to tell his mother a short whipped his a**!


      March 17, 2014 at 2:47 AM

      Maybe so… butt there’s nothing quite as humorous than a loud mouth short guy with an tall axe in his head.

    • Papa Mike

      March 20, 2014 at 9:44 PM

      Know what else is funny? When the short guy doesn’t know when to “shut up” and then has to explain to everyone why he didn’t!

  169. borninmombasa

    March 11, 2014 at 10:19 AM

    When you lay them down they are all the same height

  170. George Smith

    March 11, 2014 at 8:48 AM

    Mary Lou Retton, the gymnast from WV, is 4 ft 8

  171. George Smith

    March 11, 2014 at 8:47 AM

    Prince, the musician from Minneapolis, is just 5 ft 2 in tall

  172. Chuck

    March 11, 2014 at 12:56 AM

    some people are short, some people are tall, some people are somewhere in between. yep.

  173. Missionary Kid

    March 10, 2014 at 12:22 PM

    What about Tom Cruise? He’s 5′ 7″ and often wears lifts. I’ve never seen a picture of him in tennis shoes, but all of his wives have been taller. The tallest was Nichole Kidman, at 5’11”

    The average height of an American male is 5’9.5″ For younger males, it’s 5’10”

  174. Kkaoign Singleton

    March 10, 2014 at 7:30 AM

    Nothing against Jewish People but a lot of them are really small, why should Hollywood be different?

  175. James Bruce

    March 10, 2014 at 2:04 AM

    Look at all the fag-queens!


      March 17, 2014 at 2:49 AM

      This does not apply to Queen Michelle.

  176. Angelo

    March 8, 2014 at 2:09 PM

    There is definitely a height prejudice with women. I am 5′ 6″ & I have been told many times that they don’t like short men.

  177. Larry Fein

    March 8, 2014 at 1:10 PM

    Snooki’s only 4’8″ – as are all the other Oompa Loompas.

  178. 808independent

    March 8, 2014 at 5:49 AM

    5’8″ is not short. You figure with most shoes, especially dress shoes, you might even come up an inch or two and appear 5′ 10″. And then at 5′ 10″ you are only two inches from 6 feet tall, which is a very respectable height. If a woman won’t date a man because of “two inches” she isn’t worth having, and no matter most women walk around in shoes that give them 4-6 inches additional height, so by wearing heels, many women are making themselves much taller and making the pool of available men seem shorter. It is ridiculous to exclude people because of a couple inches.

  179. Dominick Carrullo

    March 7, 2014 at 4:27 AM

    What about all the female talking heads and reporterettes ? Most of them are barely 5 feet tall…several are less than that. Small people scare me..they’re freaky.

  180. dragontech64

    March 6, 2014 at 10:15 PM

    Wonder why they skipped Kristen Chenoweth at 4’11”

  181. johnlal

    March 6, 2014 at 1:13 PM

    I’m 5’8″ and don’t consider myself to be small.

  182. Dr.Logic

    March 5, 2014 at 4:12 PM

    Why don’t we judge entertainers by talent rather than height?

  183. Dr.Logic

    March 5, 2014 at 4:07 PM

    How about we judge actors by their talent instead of by height?

  184. Steve

    March 5, 2014 at 10:57 AM

    Really negative spin on being under 5-8 here = Because we didn’t win the gene pool lottery we get tagged with a negative connotation ? Eat my shorts

  185. Mike Alan

    March 4, 2014 at 5:00 PM

    Im 6ft,. 190 pounds. One gigantic american Jew

  186. Kit

    March 4, 2014 at 3:56 PM

    Most recent statistics I could find listed average US Male height at 5’10”. I recall when I once dabbled into dating sites how many girls were delighted to find out I really was 6’3″ tall, apparently a lot of guys said they were over 6′ and were not. Being naturally tall it never occurred to me before that.

    • DF

      March 10, 2014 at 5:16 AM

      I second that, men tend to say they are taller than they are, maybe women are the same, I don’t know.

  187. God Bless Marcus.

    March 4, 2014 at 10:55 AM

    To be fair, Marcus is a pretty big fella. He makes most people feel small. Shake his hand and you’ll think you just put it in a vice.

  188. Heidi

    March 4, 2014 at 12:07 AM

    This is funny. I took my dad(74) to the clinic for a check up.
    I’m a 5’4.5 in. woman, and my boots took me to 5’8 in. When the doctor asked my dads height, he said 5’11 in. but we were standing at even height.
    Sorry dad, you shrunk, but I will keep my mouth shut because I will get old too one day!

  189. Mixer

    March 3, 2014 at 8:54 PM

    Shame on you. No one controls their height. It’s not a personal accomplishment or failure.

  190. takingcare

    March 2, 2014 at 9:16 AM

    why care?

  191. deemic

    March 1, 2014 at 10:20 PM

    I’m 5′ 10″ and prefer much shorter women. Something cute about the small girls that I just like. I prefer under 5’5″ and 5 – 5’2″ is what I consider perfect.

    • small package

      March 5, 2014 at 12:09 PM

      Thank you!!

  192. LoudGuitr

    February 28, 2014 at 5:56 PM

    5’8″ for a man isn’t particularly short. It’s kind of average or just below. This article is meaningless.

  193. dude

    February 28, 2014 at 1:21 PM

    none of those guys are anywhere close to the claimed heights – must be hanging arond with giants who are all 12″ taller

  194. trubolt

    February 27, 2014 at 5:58 PM

    5’8″ is surprisingly small? at 6’1′, I must be a giant.

    • DF

      March 3, 2014 at 5:13 PM

      I ‘m talking about Europe, northern Euope even.
      My partner is 6 foot 2 and he doesn’t think he is that tall. He was
      never the tallest anywhere he went and he has taller friends so it’s all
      relative but personally I think a man isn’t tall under 6 foot 1. 5 foot
      11 has become average in Northern Europe for guys so 6 foot is just above average.

  195. Tony_SFO_YUL

    February 27, 2014 at 3:54 PM

    Forgot Tom Cruise.

  196. Tati

    February 25, 2014 at 6:23 PM

    In America, the average height for a man is 5’7″ and a woman is 5’3″.

    • Krista

      March 7, 2014 at 7:18 AM

      Nope. For men it’s 5’10” and for women it’s 5’4 1/2″.

  197. sean mcmartin

    February 24, 2014 at 9:38 PM

    couldn’t stop laughing after biggest talent.. textbook definition of short man complex..no wonder this guy is such a tool.

  198. sean mcmartin

    February 24, 2014 at 9:34 PM

    Also called short man’s complex..my short friends drive lifted pick-ups and wear cowboy boots and cowboy hats to appear taller.

  199. NYFan82

    February 24, 2014 at 9:02 AM

    I’m 31 – 5′ 6″ – so many women that are impartial to height out there to be obsessing over it guys. And anyway, uh, people have every right to choose who they want to be with. Be it short, tall, fat or skinny. . . some people like peanut butter, some people don’t. each to his own – right? Also, I might add, I had a gf who was 4 inches taller than I was. We were together for 4 years before we got married. First day I met her though, she pretty much didn’t even know I existed. As we got to know each other, she did tell me she was naturally attracted to tall men and that she was a little uncomfortable at first because all she ever dated were guys her height or taller and was worried her friends would laugh. She said that after a while she started to notice me (the person) and became attracted to me. So she said “fuck it” because it was absurd to worry about such a petty issue and that any person who would laugh at that was a complete moron.

  200. Brenda

    February 23, 2014 at 8:02 PM

    As a 5’11” woman I have had to deal with the comments all my life as well as the prejudice. ” Are you a Amazon Woman? Are you a basketball player? Just how tall are you? My god you are tall! You are very pretty, BUT you are so tall!”Add to that the clothes never fit correctly, if you wear high heels or stilettos you become freakishly tall , so they are off limit. It’s all great if you are a model or a basketball player. But in the real world or dating world it sucks. I don’t live in a big city and even our nearest one is relatively small. Imagine that when you go out to a social event, that you a woman are 9 times out of 10 the tallest person in the room.

  201. FRUMKIN

    February 23, 2014 at 11:44 AM

    What asshole came up with this list? 5’8″ is the average height of men in the United States.

  202. Kryptonika

    February 23, 2014 at 10:03 AM

    A girl broke it off with me once because she thought I was short, she was 5′ 8″. She married a taller guy 6’2″, looking for the same juice she had with me, got sorely disappointed. Stupid enough to tell Mr. 6’2″ how good she had it with me. Oh well, I’m married to a 6 footer beauty and she’s a bitter divorcee. I don’t think tall people are made with enough chutzpah!

    I’m 5′ 7″ pushing 5′ 8″ (yoga spine stretching). I hope I don’t get any taller because taller people don’t age well, and when they do, don’t live too long.

    • zinger

      March 10, 2014 at 10:42 AM

      Why did you marry a bitter divorcee?

  203. unclesamonmars

    February 23, 2014 at 9:09 AM

    5’10” is average but two inches shorter at 5’8″ makes one “quite short”. Nice math.

  204. chiefehrman@ahoo.com

    February 22, 2014 at 1:48 PM

    Still perv though.

  205. chiefehrman@ahoo.com

    February 22, 2014 at 1:46 PM

    It’s not how big you are, it’s how bad you are.

  206. pat

    February 22, 2014 at 9:57 AM

    They left out the biggest star of all

    5 foot nine
    he’s divine
    changes water into wine
    has anybody seen my looord

    ain’t he neat
    ain’t he cool
    walkin cross your swimmin pool
    has anybody seen my looord

  207. luz vega Hidalgo

    February 22, 2014 at 8:19 AM

    To label 5’8″ tall for a male short is the height of American arrogance. In most countries of the world people are from 4′ 11″ – 5’6″. Using American/ European standards of height is using a minority.

  208. RolloMartins

    February 22, 2014 at 7:45 AM

    The average height of a man in the US is about 5’8″ or 5’9″. So how is Kanye “quite short”? Height varies across the globe. Chinese men are usually around 5’7″ ish, Filipinos around 5’4″. And “average” means half will be shorter, half taller. We’re surprised at that?

  209. S Todd Shehan

    February 21, 2014 at 5:16 PM

    Interesting read… but ya know what they say… oh wait, that’s a different story!

  210. Antonio

    February 21, 2014 at 3:29 PM

    Hoffman surprised me the most.

  211. George Alexander Louis Windsor

    February 21, 2014 at 10:19 AM

    5ft 8in (1.73m) isn’t “tall”, but it isn’t really “short”, either. As
    others have pointed out, it was the US average for a long time, but in
    recent years it’s been creeping upward, to 5ft 9in for the population as
    a whole, and 5ft 10in for younger folks. (Of course, if you’re talking
    globally, all bets are off, one way or the other.)

  212. Mackenzie Bower

    February 21, 2014 at 1:10 AM

    Dan Raddcliff is 5’7…. Not 5’5

  213. liaison

    February 20, 2014 at 10:41 PM

    yeah but Michael J. Fox is a hundred feet tall in my eyes..

  214. Marlafb123

    February 20, 2014 at 5:42 PM

    Not that I care but the “short man syndrome” may be true for Kanye West. In many pictures of K.W. and K.K., K.K. looks scared like the one above.

  215. Cory Ducey

    February 19, 2014 at 6:30 PM

    5’8″ here. It’s all in the dress. Dress in frumped out baggy clothes, you look short, dress in a nice fitted shirt, pants and so stylin’ shoes? Trust me…Da ladies don’t give a rat’s about the difference of 2′ in height.
    Look good, smell good, treat ’em good? It’s all good…

    • George Alexander Louis Windsor

      February 27, 2014 at 10:50 AM

      The best male dancers are usually not all that tall, either…think Buddy Schwimmer or Mark Ballas….

  216. Steve O

    February 18, 2014 at 11:55 PM

    I’m only 5’4″….but my schlong is 18″. Does that help DF???

    • DF

      February 22, 2014 at 12:26 AM

      No 🙂 It’s how good you are with your mouth that’s important 😀

    • Cory Ducey

      February 28, 2014 at 5:39 PM

      Geebuzz!!! Must be hell walking with a 3rd leg at that height LOL!!

    • concretejimmy

      March 10, 2014 at 7:06 PM

      Does it drag on the ground?

    • Jerseysmelltours

      May 4, 2014 at 5:35 AM

      Why are you telling us and not your partner? That’s why you come-up short. All these guys who have taken-up traits that used to be considered part and parcel of the gay culture? Like sculpting your own pubes so as to make the little guy look bigger or taking a ruler and measuring your own junk(not much fun as a singular act) all these selfies that appear on these chat sites(desperate at best criminal if Mr. Hansen is involved). Can’t be too impressive if you go too such measures to fool folks. Having your partner feel the need to measure your junk as to clarify what’s what in her own mind is nice for everyone involved a good way to feel wanted.

  217. NazzTea

    February 18, 2014 at 8:44 PM

    Posed her with a bunch of male transvestites, did we?

  218. pldrake

    February 18, 2014 at 3:52 PM

    Why does it matter if they are short in stature??? This has no bearing on their success. Is height one of the remaining negative stereotypes? I find it so, especially in newspapers etc. who note a person’s height and something that person did “in spite of being small/short/petite.” Hooey!!

  219. III J

    February 17, 2014 at 10:46 PM

    Woody Allen doesn’t have to be tall – the kids he molests are lots shorter.

  220. robert

    February 17, 2014 at 10:07 PM

    Since when is 5’8″ tiny?

    • Jerseysmelltours

      May 4, 2014 at 5:37 AM

      If your size 7 mens foot is similar to a youth’s size 7 you are tiny Joe.

  221. Ron Olander

    February 17, 2014 at 10:06 AM

    Yes, well making fun of someone because they are short is not fair game. You have no control over this. Why not make fun of these people because of their race…..

  222. Royal Savage

    February 17, 2014 at 2:49 AM

    Isn’t Bieber a pygmy?

  223. uptohere

    February 16, 2014 at 1:02 PM

    Only five here, who I recognize,
    and I wouldn’t call any of them “huge celebrities.

  224. Bort

    February 16, 2014 at 5:37 AM

    “…but he’s actually only a little over 5’8” tall – and that’s quite short.” Seriously what idiot wrote this article? Last time I checked “little over 5 8” equals… Um…. Normal american man height?

  225. Coma Tose

    February 16, 2014 at 12:25 AM

    4’8″ is huge for a dog.

  226. Charlesrocks

    February 15, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    It’s a sad and sadder world when 5′ 8″ is considered “surprising small”. What’s next? Actresses who are under 100 lbs yet “surprisingly fat”? Peter Dinklage might be surprisingly small but bet he’s still getting more play than Simon C.

  227. Lloyd Norris

    February 15, 2014 at 4:18 PM

    big and worthless.

  228. me

    February 15, 2014 at 1:10 AM

    no justin bieber? he claims 5.9 when usher at 5.8 is always a few inches taller than he is

  229. James Rockford

    February 14, 2014 at 9:31 PM

    5’2″ with a 6 foot mustache

  230. DommoPA

    February 14, 2014 at 9:13 PM

    They forgot Tom Cruise. He is particularly difficult to film due to his height.

  231. b hall

    February 14, 2014 at 10:47 AM

    You left off “The Olympic’s & Sports World’s King of the Universe”, Bob Costas.
    He was standing about 2 feet from me at 2002 Olympics, barely coming to my nose, (and I am a 5’7″ female). He refused to be on camera unless he could sit in a chair, so that he & interview-ie would appear closer in size.
    Why do so many “height-challenged” celebrities have SUCH MONUMENTAL AND OBNOXIOUS EGO’S ?

  232. PJParks

    February 14, 2014 at 9:12 AM

    Allen, west and cartrashian. what the lack in stature they make up with disgusting.

  233. Lean Stoker

    February 14, 2014 at 2:26 AM

    There’s no way Usher is 5’8″ I seen him standing next to Justin Bieber on Billboard Magazine two or a few years back and Justin had like an inch or two on him and Justin is between 5’5″-5’7″ Tops… hard to tell with those huge shoes and rumors that he wears lifts.

  234. Anthony

    February 13, 2014 at 7:49 PM

    I am kind of shocked at Gaga and Simon Cowell’s height. I thought he was at least 5-11″ and she at least 5-7″.

  235. Anthony

    February 13, 2014 at 7:32 PM

    All of this is a bunch of b*llshit!! In this country we know your height doesn’t matter but the size of your bank account does sad to say. You have these so called “INDEPENDENT” women who say they wont date a man this height or that weight etc. But let him have a little dough and that shit changes quickly. Think I’m lying. How do you explain the fact that Tom Cruise, Lil Bow-Wow, Lil Wayne, Jermain Dupri ,Usher, Jamie Foxx, T.I., Simon Cowell, Kevin Hart, Mark Wahlberg, Ludacris, Nelly.. shall I go on?. Most of the men on this list ,in entertainment and in this article are well under 5-11. But they have managed to bang or get with some of the most beautiful ,sexiest women in Hollywood and even beautiful women who are not famous. So GTFOH with that crap about height. We know its all about money…lets be real..Lil Wayne and Jermain Dupri aren’t the cutest brothers and if they worked at UPS or Wal-Mart do you think they would be getting all these women?……lol!! But as these women get older and lose all of the shallowness and pettiness they quickly learn that character and how the person is on the inside is most important. Besides most of these women are short as hell..thats why they cheat and wear heels. The average American woman is short as hell…..WE KNOW FOR A FACT THAT NOT ALL OF YALL ARE 5-10 AND MODEL MATERIAL LIKE TYRA BANKS…..So kill it with the short crap..lol.

    • Jerseysmelltours

      May 4, 2014 at 5:44 AM

      Dude you have a point those women they hitting wit’ are whores. Society reacts to us in certain unconscious ways when it comes to height, weight, our general way we carry ourselves. We can deny that we are effected but that’s called a lie. When we react in a way that society/evolution or whatever does we are being true/real humans we need to restructure our behavior but it’s a human behavior. The behavior you call on is considered real/true but very negative on the person acting that way.

  236. Norcross

    February 13, 2014 at 10:03 AM

    It’s not really “surprisingly small” when everyone already knows you are small. Seth Green is always the shortest person in any of his movies (or even TV shows) and as far as I know has never tried to hide it. Same for Michael J Fox. Reese Witherspoon even made fun of her height on the poster for Four Christmases.

  237. Knockout Ned

    February 13, 2014 at 10:00 AM

    The American Woman: a shockingly destructive creature
    who claims to be a mammal but is quite reptilian in her

  238. Kevin Pearson

    February 12, 2014 at 10:08 PM

    They left off Kristin Chenowith.

  239. guest

    February 12, 2014 at 2:07 PM

    This was the same women that trashed Sarah Palin after they lost in 2008, its all her fault.

  240. Robert Abooey

    February 12, 2014 at 12:01 PM

    Kanye West definitely has a Napoleon complex!

    Wish he would just shut up and go away.


      February 13, 2014 at 7:57 PM

      Hater!!!!!!!!!!…let Kanye act a damn fool…..how does it affect you. How about you and all the other haters concentrating on this wicked government crashing the dollar and printing fake currency, putting our country further into debt, starting wars for profit and killing civilians and costing American lives, poisoning our water, importing heroin from Afghanistan, congressional leaders under the influence and bribery of corrupt greedy corporations, big banking and pharmaceutical industry. And all you can do is worry about Kanye. Man we are screwed in this country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • nick

        February 17, 2014 at 5:05 PM

        Clearly Anthony is a black person. “Let Kanye act a damn fool”.. Can you go back, get your GED, and maybe then open your mouth?

  241. annoanalyst

    February 11, 2014 at 11:20 PM

    Short women that wear high heels can make up the difference to a great extent about their height and at the same time look sexy. Even the former North Korean Leader wore high platform shoes. So the short people both men and women are aware how people frown upon them for no good reason and they will do whatever there is to do to make it up. I am not short but I resent the frown attitude towards the shorter person.

    • deb

      April 24, 2014 at 12:17 PM

      Yeah. NO good reason to frown on megalomaniacal Kim Jong Il. Okay.

  242. annoanalyst

    February 11, 2014 at 10:41 PM

    People are just “nuts”, by describing either you are tall or you are a midget. Get yourself educated on the midget theory before you call somebody a midget. BTW a midget is also a God’s creation just like a black person or a white person and you have no right to ridicule a midget because of his or her size. Is such talk about everybody being midget an awful thinking of maligned mind or just a reckless statement without putting the Think Cap on.

  243. annoanalyst

    February 11, 2014 at 9:48 PM

    I have seen relationships both married and steady relationships where the height is visibly disproportionate and the relation seems to be formed on solid grounds. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder without consideration of size, quality of features such as face or body type. Fine if you have a problem with height or features, others may have a different perspectives.

  244. annoanalyst

    February 11, 2014 at 9:42 PM

    The celebrity in the picture has assets that cannot be deemed “small”. The upper body of the celebrity in the picture tells a lot of what she has and quantifiable.

  245. Still_on_Earth

    February 11, 2014 at 9:40 PM

    I love small girls. I love tall girls. Jeez, it sounds like I have no preferences.

  246. disqus_0CFZ2TbxWi

    February 11, 2014 at 9:10 PM

    Like someone has already mentioned, 5’8″ is actually average height for American men. That’s how tall I am and how tall all of my coworkers are, other than the one who is 5’10” and the one who is 5’7″. Surprised at Emilio Estevez though.

  247. Mike Stein

    February 11, 2014 at 3:11 AM

    Who are those gross hoes that snooki hangs out with?

  248. posthuf

    February 10, 2014 at 11:13 PM

    Better title would be Celebrities who are short.
    Small indicates less than average. NONE of the ladies mentioned are less than average.
    The only guy on the list I would call “small” is simon cowell. Anybody with his need to demean and debase people has serious personality disorders.

  249. slp

    February 10, 2014 at 8:20 PM

    What about Tom Cruise?

  250. Twinkie defense

    February 10, 2014 at 7:54 PM

    sadowof, average height of American males, 20+ years old, is 5′ 9.5″ … 5′ 4″ for women.

    5″ 11″ is not “tall” – just a speck over average.

    The beautiful Scarlett Johansson is 5′ 3″ … sometimes I wonder if the petite have advantages when it comes to movie stardom, if they’re proportionate they can look great, and maybe their heads are slightly bigger, in comparison to their bodies – and people say movie stars often have (literally) giant heads.

  251. bobber 1952

    February 10, 2014 at 5:25 PM

    short men live longer it is a fact .. best things come in small packages

  252. Kevin Herman

    February 10, 2014 at 5:02 PM

    Mark Wahlberg is about 5.6.

  253. lover of a short man

    February 10, 2014 at 8:22 AM

    Short people live longer… After reading the comments I must say I am amazed at how superficial some people are. Short men have an advantage…they will only find a woman who can think for herself and not let society’s norms rule their lives!

  254. Richard Frye

    February 7, 2014 at 7:50 AM

    huge celebrities???… snooki?????…. hobbitlike jersey skank

  255. Peter LaSides

    February 7, 2014 at 5:49 AM

    What is the point here?

  256. PG24fan

    February 6, 2014 at 12:30 AM

    5’8 is not Short. It is average especially for African-American males. Just because you see a bunch of tall NBA players that are black doesn’t mean the majority of the AA population looks like that. I would say 5’6 and below is short for a black Male and 5’6.75 and below is short for a white male.

  257. Fran Lazartic

    February 5, 2014 at 9:01 AM

    Snooki is surprisingly small says nobody.

    Where the hell is Tom Cruise?

  258. TL Houser

    February 4, 2014 at 7:40 AM

    How much did diminutive Tom Cruise pay to stay off this list????
    Terry Houser

  259. Nicole Kim Phillips

    February 4, 2014 at 2:17 AM

    It is all smoke and mirrors when it comes to size, especially with lighting and the angle the cameras shoot footage. Upper body shots and the proper transitions can really fool the eyes. There are a lot of famous short people. The important thing is to be passionate about what you do.

  260. Average Guy

    February 4, 2014 at 2:05 AM

    Size obsession is pretty much an American thing, which goes away when women reach their mid-30s. Some women who spend their 20s chasing behind 3% of the male population, the same 3% the other 20s somethings are also chasing behind. Unfortunately, when these women decide to look for all of the stuff that really matters, like love for example, the 5’8″ supposedly short guys aren’t interested in retreads.

  261. barac44@yahoo.com

    February 3, 2014 at 10:19 PM

    what’s a Snooki?

    • annoanalyst

      February 11, 2014 at 10:01 PM

      I saw Snooki the celebrity for the first time on the Letterman Show. Snooki has a personality that left the audience that night spell bound but happily satisfied on how she portrayed herself. Ever since then I have liked Snooki.

  262. sanoran_t

    February 3, 2014 at 2:57 AM

    Only Americans think that bigger is better, …. whether its hummers or presidents 🙂

    A bigger man is simply a bigger target, easier to shoot. Tall people also usually suffer from more ailments as they get older compared to short (or right-sized) people.

    This article implies that these celebrities are too short to be famous. Is it any wonder that USA has dum b-tall presidents, while the rest of the world has presidents of all sizes? Our height is a result of genetics and childhood stress/nutrition. Tall people are usually dum ber because they were not stressed during childhood, and thus didn’t have to smarten up.


      February 5, 2014 at 8:41 AM


      • annoanalyst

        February 11, 2014 at 11:00 PM

        What is?

    • bobbyjobob

      February 10, 2014 at 7:07 PM

      Blah, people who are shorter than average should either be euthanized or treated as cattle to serve their tall masters! Or sterilized maybe?

      I never understood the argument that women prefer taller men because height is an objectively superior trait. If that were true, more tall men would like tall women. Who we are attracted to is based on our experiences growing up and not necessarily genetic superiority.

      • annoanalyst

        February 11, 2014 at 10:07 PM

        The giraffe in Denmark zoo was recently euthanized and he was tall, handsome and healthy.

    • annoanalyst

      February 11, 2014 at 10:22 PM

      Your remarks re. “only Americans think that bigger is better” is to a certain point and extent correct. And I for one won’t dismiss your statement which on the face of it is true, but I frown upon the international community that calls us “the ugly American”, because America is diverse and just as there are fools that remark recklessly, there are smart ones that argue to nullify the incorrect attitude statement. And that is why America is so great. That we can argue an known un-truth (false) or attitudes that invade upon us whether it be re some speech, our bodies or our privacy. See how interesting it is to see Americans defend their point of view to restore what is clutched by the NSA of what belongs to them. “We never give up” is our catch words and rightly described by President George Bush, “We will never forget”. And that is an American Promise.

    • Krista

      March 7, 2014 at 7:13 AM

      We’ve had many tall, left handed Presidents.

  263. stevealex

    February 2, 2014 at 11:40 PM

    I’m 10′ tall.

  264. stevealex

    February 2, 2014 at 11:39 PM

    I’m 4’5,still tall.

  265. stevealex

    February 2, 2014 at 11:38 PM

    I’m 10ft.tall.

  266. LiberalGilt

    February 2, 2014 at 9:25 AM


  267. Dempsey Coleman

    February 2, 2014 at 9:15 AM

    And Woody Allen is a Creep that needs Put Under the Jail for Child Molestation.

    • annoanalyst

      February 11, 2014 at 10:33 PM

      And Woody Allen is tall. So what does that tell about the short /tall controversy. If someone does not like the shorter height then they have a choice to butt out. Physically short or physical body parts being small is a “state of affairs ill effecting the mind called dementia” such as “I like big butts” and the celebrity big butt craze and the ridiculous questioning does my big butt look ok?

  268. Dempsey Coleman

    February 2, 2014 at 9:11 AM

    My First Wife had to always get the 5 feet 1 and 3 Quarters
    and Don’t You Forget It

  269. shining.genji

    February 2, 2014 at 7:09 AM

    if the average white American man is 5 foot 10, and Usher and
    Wahlberg are only 5 foot eight, then they are only two inches, a little
    less than 3%, below average.

    i certainly wouldn’t call that “surprisingly” small.

    and i happen to be six foot three, so i’m not defending my own ego.

    it seems rather like President Eisenhower, who was, supposedly, so
    concerned about the fact that 50% of Americans had below average IQ’s.

    newsflash, folks, 50% of men are below average in height, and that
    includes, surely, a large number, doubtless way more than merely 20,
    well known entertainers.

    what’s should seem surprising is that way more than 50% of online stories are down right stupid.

    • ....

      February 11, 2014 at 4:09 AM

      Eisenhower must have been in that lower 50% to not understand that in order to have an average at least 50% would be below that number and 50% above (give or take a few at precisely that number).

      • Kevin Pearson

        February 12, 2014 at 10:11 PM

        You are confusing “median” with “average”

  270. jb

    February 1, 2014 at 4:02 PM

    I’m 5’7″ but have never felt short. Just yesterday I went to town and made some bank deposits and walked and drove around for a few hours waiting for an evening appointment. I glanced at and got several looks from many women. Did y’all see the article where the average male height in the USA is not keeping up with the Netherlands? Keeping up with the dating websites is not my 75%.
    Plus if I add 7″ heels I am a fox even if I just do construction work.
    long other story.

  271. Mack 753951

    February 1, 2014 at 11:41 AM

    DF is really screwed up. women like her rule out half of all men in the pool, then sit lonely at the bar wondering why there are no good men in the world. Of course,and judging from her picture, the rest of her AINT that good. The tall boys love to screw women like that, then throw them on the trash heep LOL.

    • DF

      February 23, 2014 at 4:37 PM

      Thank you Mack, I love you too 🙂
      Picture is not mine it’s a beautiful singer that I admire and my tall and beautiful partner and i laughed at your post, we’re very happy, thank you. Don’t get short man syndrome get you down :_)

  272. neernfar

    February 1, 2014 at 9:00 AM

    that’s too funny, i really thought mark wahlberg was like over 6 feet tall! i wonder if there is some sort of genetic trait that goes along with being ‘show biz’ types of people…? but then again my fave Keanu is 6′ 2″ and that Thor guy Chris is like..I dunno around 6′ 5″ or something like that. (yum :D)

  273. Patriot

    January 31, 2014 at 11:56 PM

    Lady GaGa what a clown!

  274. Patriot

    January 31, 2014 at 11:55 PM

    That Kayne West has to get his women Circus short to have someone smaller than him! hahaha

  275. Patriot

    January 31, 2014 at 11:54 PM

    We all know that little midget kayne West is a Oompa Loompa!

  276. Patriot

    January 31, 2014 at 11:52 PM

    That Racist Jamie Fox isn’t much taller than Eva Longoria

  277. Maggie Crooks

    January 31, 2014 at 6:22 AM

    I don’t care how tall a man is; what he does and how he does it is much more important to me. I think Seth Green is a hunk, and he was great in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

    • annoanalyst

      February 11, 2014 at 10:55 PM

      And I feel the same about a woman, the woman that I am dating or associated with must have an interesting personality, otherwise she is a “tall door knob” or a “short door knob”

  278. RobertNorwood

    January 30, 2014 at 6:22 AM

    Let’s not forget Justin Bieber, the new Mr. Badboy trying to shake his bubble gum pop image that made him the rave of 13 year olds. Acting like an out of control fool on booze and drugs is a well known recipe for keeping in the spot light and reviving a career. For women there’s the Miley Cyrus plan called the skank or Madonna route. Make sure you show your can and get tattoos, either way.

  279. DF

    January 29, 2014 at 10:53 PM

    No surprise there, he looks like a midget!

  280. moneymoses

    January 29, 2014 at 9:45 PM

    I’m 5’10 and do not consider those of 5’8 as short. finding out a celebrity’s height is entertaining but calling people short when they’re not is ignorant and offensive.

    • ladybug1986

      January 30, 2014 at 6:23 AM

      A man that stands 5’8 is not exactly considered avg in my opinion. That IS short! PERIOD!!

      • The right height Brotha

        February 5, 2014 at 9:30 PM

        First and foremost: 5’8 is average Height for guys. Why are some women so shallow. I’m 5’8 ,met women who are 5/1 but they prefer guys that are 6 ft and above? Because they wear hells for a few hrs when going out but would spend more time with a man with them off? Short to me is Kevin Hart, Kirk Franklin, Musiq Soulchild and Jermain Dupree. Average is 5’7-5’11. No wonder they can’t find a Man. They are using the same silly judgement on what he should look like. Not every women has a big but or boobs but I will still date a cutie.

      • concretejimmy

        March 10, 2014 at 6:56 PM

        I’m 5’8 and most of the guys I work with are about my size. Some might be 5’9 or 10. So I would call it average. And when I was 25 at 5’8 and 160 pounds. There weren’t many guys I’ve met who could physically out work me. And that includes 6 foot plus and 220 and people that worked out. Until I started pushing 40. I had a job hand-setting concrete forms that weighed over 100 pounds. My crew could set a wall and pour and strip it and load them on a flatbed truck in the blink of an eye. I was putting tons over my head on a daily basis. It was nothing to pick up and carry 250 pounds all day long.

      • concretejimmy

        March 10, 2014 at 6:58 PM

        I’m 5’8. Why do all of the guys at work, even guys over 6′, call me big Jim?

      • Soul

        March 15, 2014 at 8:30 PM

        You and three other chicken heads are cunts….

        Can I even say that!?!

    • dd

      February 1, 2014 at 10:36 AM

      5’8 is very short for a man.. all the men in my family are above 6”1

      • Eric Carpenter

        February 6, 2014 at 10:15 AM

        I guess if you’re looking for love based on height for your family, you will be happy.
        National averages say otherwise

        Good Luck on the in-family breeding!

      • Eric Carpenter

        February 6, 2014 at 10:21 AM

        So disregarding statistics…

        Please feel free to breed with any of the men in your family to produce a taller offspring.

        Not my thing, but, I guess, if that’s your thing…more power to you.

      • HereB4

        August 22, 2014 at 4:37 PM

        “Very short”?
        Your comment is best described as silly.

    • JohnnyG321

      February 2, 2014 at 9:31 PM

      Wow, how sadly superficial these women are. Average height has changed over time. In 1960, it was around 5’8″ for a man. As of 2002 it was 5’9.5″. It may well be 5’10” now. Assuming you actually care about such things, I think you need to consider when folks were born.

      I’m 5’7″ and I was born in 1967. That’s slightly under average for the time. Dustin Hoffman is 5’6″, but he was born in 1937. It might be short by today’s standards, but not for the time he was born.

      • Krista

        February 5, 2014 at 7:01 AM

        If one is of European descent, than 5’6″ for one born in 1937 was considered short back then.

  281. maximus2467

    January 28, 2014 at 11:43 PM

    I have never seen a bad pic of Kim Kardashian. She may be the most photogenic person on the planet.

    • grizpapa

      February 14, 2014 at 11:35 AM

      I guess you haven’t seen that many photos of her, then.
      Let’s not even get into all the plastic surgery she’s had.
      Chest, butt, face…

  282. maximus2467

    January 28, 2014 at 11:42 PM

    I cannot believe that Tom Cruise isn’t on this list.

    • SingingGloria

      January 30, 2014 at 2:32 AM

      or Keith Urban! The soles on his shoes are like concrete blocks.

      • Quelkin

        February 3, 2014 at 11:22 PM

        And his hair like a stand of pine trees.

      • Krista

        March 7, 2014 at 7:06 AM

        Yeah, Keith Urban is 5’8 1/2″ and he likes amazons that are at least 6 feet tall and up, Nicole Kidman and Niki Taylor.

    • Lonnie

      February 1, 2014 at 7:28 AM

      Or Sylvester Stallone who is about 5’6″!

      • annoanalyst

        February 11, 2014 at 11:14 PM

        So true. The Police chief that he got tangled with and his boss from the war front both were taller than Sylvester Stallone theoretically speaking (you see they are both taller) but when you see him with the guerrilla paint marked on his face, the wrap around his forehead and the fighting gear he (Stallone) looked taller than anybody there in the movie. So to make the long story short it is the personality of the individual that matters most.

    • TL Houser

      February 4, 2014 at 7:43 AM

      He paid them not to reveal his 5 foot stature. He is so vain.

  283. Ash

    January 28, 2014 at 10:48 PM

    I like how there is a blonde woman photo bombing Emilio Estevez.

  284. ap14rcf70

    January 27, 2014 at 8:38 PM

    The only one that slightly surprised me was Jennifer Love Hewitt at 5’2″.

    • DF

      January 29, 2014 at 10:59 PM

      Seen her in person and she did not seem that short

      • born2trk

        January 31, 2014 at 8:56 PM

        that’s because you had stars in your eyes

        • DF

          February 17, 2014 at 7:27 PM

          Nice thought, she was there queuing to see hugh Jackman on Broadway a few years ago. I was queuing too.

      • Jerseysmelltours

        May 4, 2014 at 5:47 AM

        That’s cause you never ever took your eyes off of her real and spectacular boobs, like any red-blooded man would.

        • DF

          May 5, 2014 at 10:12 PM

          Err, no, I look at faces actually, at least that’s where I start. Ok, and height 😉

    • Krista

      February 5, 2014 at 6:55 AM

      I’ve always read that she was 5’3.”

      • Eric Carpenter

        February 6, 2014 at 10:22 AM

        Yes! I’m absolutely certain your perfect sense of measurement determined the exact difference between 5′ 3″ and 5′ 2″. Please turn yourself into the government as a mutant for that amazing abiliity!

      • Jerseysmelltours

        May 4, 2014 at 5:38 AM

        That’s why they have publicist I guess?

    • ....

      February 11, 2014 at 4:11 AM

      Maybe her breasts add 5″.

  285. the truth

    January 27, 2014 at 3:52 AM

    Over-achieving little $%^&s…

  286. Scales

    January 27, 2014 at 12:27 AM

    Somebody get me some Velcro and let’s get tossing!!!!!

  287. Buckeye

    January 26, 2014 at 10:21 PM

    WOW, women under 5′ and dudes that are 5′ 4″. These people are darn near dwarfs!

  288. Facebuooksucks Guitarz

    January 26, 2014 at 8:29 AM

    Calling celebrities as living in la la land shows you are a obnoxious and probably think being tall is superior. When knocked on their azz tall people aren’t so tall

  289. louluna

    January 24, 2014 at 10:07 PM

    Micheal J Fox is 5 foot 4 but his head looks like it belongs on a body that’s 6 foot 4

  290. sadowolf

    January 17, 2014 at 5:31 PM

    Last I checked, the average height of American males was 5’8″ and has been for years, so most of the men on the list are of average height. I’m a tad over 5’11” myself and am frequently called “tall.”

    • ap14rcf70

      January 27, 2014 at 8:42 PM

      Average height keeps rising – my guess is the true average for men has reached 5’9″ – but in the mind of the collective (aka society) that is “short” – sad but true. If you are a single guy and have looked at any of the online dating websites you’ve probably noticed 80-90% of women list their preferred height in a partner to be be over 5’10” – and a disappointing number – probably half – have that as a requirement – whether they admit it or not.

      • DF

        January 29, 2014 at 10:58 PM

        What’s wrong about wanting a tall man? Men want pretty women, I want a tall and beautiful man, sue me! 😉

        • blkpantha

          January 30, 2014 at 1:45 PM

          u have been served!

        • Jim Seko

          January 31, 2014 at 4:44 AM

          I’m about 6’2″. Is that tall enough?

        • neernfar

          February 1, 2014 at 9:01 AM

          indeed sir! indeed!

        • donnamartino

          February 10, 2014 at 3:17 PM

          or AKA 5’14”.

        • DF

          February 17, 2014 at 7:30 PM

          Just perfect for me :-p

        • John

          March 7, 2014 at 2:03 PM

          Just right!! one bent knee for me and I’m beltbuckle height!! LOL

        • Goldenboy

          April 20, 2014 at 12:39 PM

          Ah! Just the right size to rest my beer on your head.

        • Jerseysmelltours

          May 4, 2014 at 5:48 AM

          Why you asking them? Really what’s it matter to them?

        • DF

          June 11, 2014 at 2:15 PM

          Yes 🙂

        • neernfar

          February 1, 2014 at 9:01 AM

          i find it funny that the tall men have tiny women. what is up with that? i am nearly 6 feet tall (5′ 10″ sans shoes). i want a tall man too!

        • LLeone

          February 3, 2014 at 8:29 PM

          Good question…Short women just seem to try harder…At 6′ 4″, I’ve never known a woman over 5′ 2″…And most of them were wearing platforms.

          But they all made the first move which is cool since I’m rather shy about that.

          I suspect opposites attract, as well.

        • DM

          February 23, 2014 at 12:04 PM

          I think when a person is too tall they look awkward. Usually not equally proportioned and that goes for men as well as women.

        • Jerseysmelltours

          May 4, 2014 at 4:33 AM

          DM your just passing on your shortness with these comments. It’s not the other’s + or negatives it’s your own that speakout.

        • mmdh8

          May 31, 2014 at 7:35 PM

          I thought the same about short people. Not equally proportioned.

        • camille

          April 12, 2014 at 8:42 PM

          I’m 6′ (woman). Most of the men I’ve dated have been 6’4″ and over or between 5’8″ and 6′. I’ve been under the impression that men in the mid-range (6′ to 6’3″) were uncomfortable with the idea of a woman being taller than them. I think that being tall is such a big part of their identity and idea of their own masculinity that they can’t tolerate walking around with a woman who is eye-to-eye or even potentially taller in heels

        • Jerseysmelltours

          May 4, 2014 at 4:37 AM

          You have a point. My son has sprouted lately and I find having him dwarfing me it is uncomfortable(just hasn’t happened to me a lot but like most things you get used to it, plus it’s a wonderful trait to pass own , especially if you don’t let it define you)

        • Jeffrey Dorfman

          May 4, 2014 at 5:10 PM

          I once dated (lasting over 6 months) a woman who was 6′ (in bare feet) and I’m 5’11”. On our first date, walking to a restaurant, she took my arm and we’re talking about normal ice braking things when she asked me if I minded being with a woman taller than me. I promptly said to her, “not at all, do you mind being with a shorter man?” She said no, but I could tell she wasn’t convinced. Then I said, “if I wasn’t proud to be with someone, I wouldn’t have made a date with them.” She felt better and I felt more comfortable and had a wonderful time for a long time. While waiting for our diner, we were still small talking and I asked her when her birthday was. She said it was in January. I asked what day. She said the 29th. I was half in shock, so I asked if she would mind if I could see her drivers license and she reached in her purse and gave it to me. Sure enough, it said January 29,1950. Now I really was amazed because I pulled out my license and showed her why I was so surprised. We both were born on the same day and year. Was that an omen or what!! After that, it was like we knew each other all our lives. So to prove, not all men are intimidated being with or marrying a woman taller than they are. Unless, of course, they are not comfortable in their own skin and have a disproportionate ego.

        • movingahead

          September 18, 2014 at 2:31 PM

          Interesting, I was born 01/30/50, but have no respect for short people who think they are hot sh@t(i.e. – actors).

        • Pet_Orange

          May 31, 2014 at 7:30 AM

          Sorry but that’s B.S. Men like tall women, period.

        • HereB4

          August 22, 2014 at 4:09 PM

          “Men like tall women, period.”
          Kind of a wrongheaded generalization, Pet_Orange, given that obviously a lot of men prefer petite women.

        • Pet_Orange

          September 12, 2014 at 11:18 AM

          There’s nothing “wrongheaded” about it. Who doesn’t like tall women? I was looking at it from a non-preferential angle. Obviously people have different tastes, but I’ve never heard anyone say “Oh no! A tall woman! Not that!! “

        • Pet_Orange

          September 12, 2014 at 11:20 AM

          The real prejudice comes from people who accuse the under-6 feet tall crowd of wanting to “conquer” a tall babe, as if 6-foot females are off-limits to anyone 5′ 9″ and under.

        • dick sucker suck my dick

          August 3, 2014 at 12:09 PM

          i’m 6’6 you could never be taller than me dear

        • James Barclay

          February 5, 2014 at 10:09 PM

          I was 6’2″ when I was younger and I married a woman 4’10”. After she died I married a woman 5′ tall. But I’ve dated women as tall as 6′ and I found its not her height, but her heart.

        • LLeone

          February 6, 2014 at 7:40 PM

          You’ve nailed it, brother.

          I can’t tell you how many times these tall, graceful and admittedly elegant babes didn’t give me a second glance after a polite “hello” at a crowded social gathering.

          But the spunky little gals would just walk right up and start charming you to death…How could we resist such kindly little souls? Well, I sure couldn’t.

        • Rhonda

          April 15, 2014 at 1:31 PM

          My height is 5 ft tall on ” bare-feet” , and men love it! BUT if they didnt? Who cares? lol I am outgoing, but NOT overbearing, CHARMING but NOT desperate! Respectfull and ASK for it in return, without saying a WORD! ‘) KNOW what we want and it comes to us NATURALLY! thus SEXY wthout Trying? Confident, secure and ALWAYS willing to become more educated for the future thus always a “Work in progress” & getting BETTER all the time..

        • lisa ferguson

          April 21, 2014 at 4:07 AM

          Rhonda, I think this is the comment section, not the personals. Ok spunky?

        • disqus_lM8EZ6zaqH

          May 13, 2014 at 10:09 PM

          Sounds like Lisa is jealous

        • bobby bobby

          August 26, 2014 at 12:35 PM

          no ronda is just trying to hard.

        • TrustNoGovt

          April 29, 2014 at 7:49 AM

          Rhonda, Are you trying to find a date? Wrong site.

        • Shannon

          May 5, 2014 at 5:12 PM

          Yeah, if you need to tell us how confident and wonderful you are……

        • bad2dabone

          May 8, 2014 at 9:40 AM

          Rhonda your so right and we are governed by our first amendment rights beauty is in the eyes of the beholder!

        • Ona Luna

          June 3, 2014 at 12:45 PM


        • Tricia T.

          May 9, 2014 at 10:02 AM

          Rhonda, sounds to me like you are RIGHT ON kiddo, keep up the great visualizations!!!

        • Quarlsnarg

          October 22, 2014 at 10:27 AM

          “NOT” overbearing… I just LIKE to CAPITALIZE! roflmao…

        • Yabbaba

          March 11, 2014 at 11:22 AM

          You said it, James.

        • Alaskaninfidel

          April 11, 2014 at 6:35 AM

          I love tall women. I’m 5’6″ and have dated women over 6 feet tall quite often.
          As my father once said about tall women.. Please forgive…
          “When you’re toes to toes your nose is in it and when you’re nose to nose your toes are in it.”

        • JackPipe

          April 26, 2014 at 12:14 AM

          Or if she’s stinky. I can’t take stinky…you know where. She was nice but that ended it for me.

        • Jerseysmelltours

          May 4, 2014 at 4:25 AM

          I think like a lot of Tall men you are troubled by some beliefs and hide behind your “Shortcomings” by hooking-up with “TINY” little, petite,women wouldn;t be surprised if they were Asian ladies. I don’t know if you are happy more power to you but I’d ask what’s in it for the little ladies? 14inches is a long way down.

        • Martial

          February 17, 2014 at 11:11 PM

          **Whispers:::Call me:::
          I’m two inches taller than you and I’m not really a fan of child sized women.

        • Rhonda

          April 15, 2014 at 3:32 PM

          Everyone has a right to their opinion BUT I hve dated very tall men tht hve ” child- size BRAINS ??? lol Their maturity & IQ LEVEL lacked & saddly they THOUGHT their HEIGHT would compensate for it?? Sadly, the HS or College “JOCK”, was considered to be the “BEST CATCH”, a girl cld get ? BUT did they hve the “BRAINS” to match? Lol! probly NOT! It was the smart “GEEKS”, short, possiby chubby or to skinny tht comes to school reunions LOADED WITH MONEY & CAN HOLD AN INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION! I cld judge TALL men or women based on their IQ’sThus “Judging” ALL people, based on their height, weight, race, etc. and inmaturely ” Labeling”, them? I hve men and lady friends of ALL heights, color and origin! I am a BEAUTIFULL & ALL of 5ft WOMAN & HAVE A WOMANS BODY ‘) If anyone wants to compare me to a child??? Lol I can BRAG & say, my physical WEIGHT cld compare and is 105 pounds! ‘) BUT unlike a child, I hve CURVES! If I want more height? Sexy high heels works! By the way, I married a man of shorter height with a MAN’S body! His TALL friends were very jealous BUT knew why their friend got ALL the girls..and it had NOTHING to do wth physical appearance..my husband hd a ” Heart of Gold” though he wasnt wealthy in the way of money and his GREATEST ASSET? He didnt JUDGE others by their physical appearance! ‘)

        • Ali

          April 22, 2014 at 9:16 PM

          Why do YOU feel a NEED to CAPITALIZE random WORDS

        • Jerseysmelltours

          May 4, 2014 at 4:39 AM

          Those are the people that are drawn to you Rhonda and that you are drawn to, so I’d take a hard look at your own self lady not them.

        • Shannon

          May 5, 2014 at 5:14 PM

          RHONDA, you’re like one of those people that use air quotes for no apparent reason.

        • Rhonda

          April 15, 2014 at 3:56 PM

          Another reason to NEVER JUDGE someone by their height, tall or short? In my case, the guote- ” You can often determine a persons ability of lovemaking by there excellent expertise on the dance floor” ? In my case it stood TRUE pertaining to my husband! ‘) That man had the “MOVES”!!!! He also hd many medals from HS wrestling lol We were married for 28 HOT loving years untill he passed in 2001 🙁 I remarried but it was short-lasted…we divorced but still friends. He was taller thn my first husband, COULDNT DANCE and it ” reflected” in the love dept NOT good!

        • Victoria D Matlock

          June 4, 2014 at 12:48 AM

          Cool u go gf

        • John D

          April 19, 2014 at 9:51 AM

          No one wants a 6′ tall woman. Sorry. No man for you.

          OK, I had to come back and edit this. I’m 5’7″ and one of my favorite female friends was at least 5’10. I was crazy about her and would have married her in a heartbeat. She liked me a lot and called me her office husband. We never dated because she was married. Oh Well!

        • debra reed

          April 28, 2014 at 1:32 PM

          there nothing wrong with being short iam 5 /1/2 and i love tall men.

        • Jerseysmelltours

          May 4, 2014 at 4:54 AM


        • Jeffrey Dorfman

          May 4, 2014 at 6:45 PM

          Wrong John.

        • Zeze

          May 21, 2014 at 4:07 PM


        • Lord Logiq

          April 19, 2014 at 1:11 PM

          It’s hard to find tall women like u! I’m 6’5″ and constantly hounded by itty bitty little women and every woman I see who’s over 5’8″ has some tiny little man on her arm.

        • Lisa

          April 25, 2014 at 3:11 AM

          To all of u….who the hell cares bayou are all self absorbing. General happiness, good health and family make u.
          Lose your job, your brother, your mother, your home. Then tell me this pettiness is focal for u. If so, u may as we’ll hang it up, for nothing will ever make u content. Short tall skinny large….if they make u happy that’s all that matters. Really…step up.

        • JackPipe

          April 26, 2014 at 12:20 AM

          I dated a woman that I really liked. She was perfect except for one thing that ended up being a deal breaker. She was s. t. i. n. k. y. down there. I don’t know why but it used to take my breath away as in “I can’t breath”.

        • Jerseysmelltours

          May 4, 2014 at 5:06 AM

          You make a point. Our culture respects height in males not so much in females. Over a lifetime of working taller folks will likely see a more beneficial income and be seen in certain unconscious ways as being more dominate, intelligent and trustworthy maybe even tougher. It’ s probably some carryover from evolutional characteristics. We all know that isn’t true for it’s own sake but it is an unconscious benefit.

        • Jerseysmelltours

          May 4, 2014 at 5:01 AM

          This always sounds like you are talking about your preferences here. Relationship experts point out it’ us who dictates who we draw-in or force-out, we have strong inner needs that we must fill more than we ever fully realize. Most men fear tall women it speaks strongly to our need to feel dominate(false as it maybe). Look how often we never see women driving the family car when we’re all together. So many tall men demand short, petite, tiny many are asian wee-ones it speaks to the male psyche the need to feel dominate.

        • Peatro Giorgio

          May 6, 2014 at 1:22 PM

          5’10” tall : love all woman height preferences anywhere from 4’8″ to 6’2″ maybe more if the lady doesn’t mind the height deferential,So long as the lady is thin, slim, toned or average. My beautiful bride of 35 years Is 5′ tall an petite. Fell madly in love with her the first 30 seconds ,She carried her shelf with great Poise, Elegant s, class,Whoa she is and was a knock out. I love when she drives ,though she prefers for me to lead. I guess I’ve never consider my Masculinity threatened by any woman. No matter her height. Average height for a male in the Us 40 years plus ago was 5’9″ Not 5’8″ That was average for Latin america.

        • Pet_Orange

          May 31, 2014 at 7:42 AM

          Sorry but that’s B.S. too.Nobody “fears” tall women.

        • nmgene

          May 21, 2014 at 6:04 PM

          Sorry dont want a female big enough to beat me up, you know how there tempers are!!!

        • LiberalGilt

          February 2, 2014 at 9:25 AM

          I want you
          6′ Tall and 8 where it counts
          Let’s talk

        • Peatro Giorgio

          February 7, 2014 at 8:35 AM

          How about 5’10’ X 8 & 1/2″ an thick

        • Jerseysmelltours

          May 4, 2014 at 5:17 AM

          Lie as you might or is it fabricate? It should be her telling you how big you are not how big you want to be….I love guys who always tell their size real or imagined, You might want the ladies a chance in that.

        • Peatro Giorgio

          May 6, 2014 at 1:30 PM

          No need to lie when the facts have spoken for themselves along with the ruler the ladies used,

        • Jeffrey Dorfman

          May 4, 2014 at 6:06 PM


        • james

          February 18, 2014 at 4:33 PM

          I’m 6 where it counts but I have many tricks and no complaints

        • cussimeasy

          February 14, 2014 at 12:50 PM

          so size does matter

        • Rhonda

          April 15, 2014 at 4:06 PM

          My opinion abt size? lol the old saying..” Its NOT the SIZE of the “SHIP” BUT the MOTION of the OCEAN tht COUNTS!”

        • Jerseysmelltours

          May 4, 2014 at 5:14 AM

          True than true unless that is one huge, endless seeming ocean.? Rhonda you may be the exception to the rule but one of the most painfully learned lessons that I had to gain was that an amazingly large number of women of my generation and probably a bigger number of young ladies now consider the size of the ship a very worthy and enthalling consideration. Nothing to lose sleep over. It’s probably a fad more than anything else. But it’s certainly fun a real personal level.

        • Kim Sylvest

          February 17, 2014 at 5:38 PM

          Who said anything is wrong with it?

        • pldrake

          February 18, 2014 at 3:55 PM

          Journalists do all too frequently. Doing things in spite of being short is so annoying. Get over it.

        • Jeffrey Dorfman

          May 4, 2014 at 6:17 PM

          No one who is comfortable in their own skin.

        • pekk24

          February 19, 2014 at 8:18 PM

          Thank you, Im a tall man at 6’1 and go get your tall fella not a thing wrong with that.

        • DM from NY

          February 23, 2014 at 11:58 AM

          I actually think a man’s shoe size is more important.

        • bill melater

          March 7, 2014 at 6:27 PM

          My sister thought that too…so she married a clown.

        • Jim Seko

          March 8, 2014 at 8:38 AM

          A woman’s shoe size is important. The smaller the better.

        • daughterofSatan

          April 29, 2014 at 11:14 AM

          Why is a woman’s shoe size important? I am 4’10” and wear a size 2 in shoes but I don’t think it matters at all.

        • Jim Seko

          April 29, 2014 at 2:06 PM

          It matters to me.

        • Jerseysmelltours

          May 4, 2014 at 5:15 AM

          Short is as short thinks or lack of thought.

        • bobby bobby

          May 6, 2014 at 8:55 AM

          what? why? You one of those people with a foot fetish?

        • GizmoRyda

          March 3, 2014 at 9:23 AM

          tall compared to who?

        • DF

          March 3, 2014 at 5:06 PM

          tall for Europe

        • Jeffrey Dorfman

          May 4, 2014 at 6:16 PM

          Tall compared to the average. The average height depends on location and culture, etc. By the way, there really is no such thing as “average”.

        • dragontech64

          March 6, 2014 at 10:17 PM

          Not sure why it is. One of my friends is 6’10” and his wife is 5’0″. Go figure.

        • DF

          March 10, 2014 at 5:14 AM

          In my own experience I found out that your own height is usually irrelevant when it comes to decide how tall you would like a partner to be. You can be dead short and like a tall partner and that’s absolutely fine. I wouldn’t like it if we had to choose partners according to our own heights.

        • dragontech64

          March 10, 2014 at 10:52 AM

          Nobody says we HAVE to choose based on height, the comment or more about how often very tall seems to attract rather short. I’ve seen it time and again. I know these couples truly loved each other, so their choices were obviously right, and a few couples I know that both are tall also fit that same description – just right.

        • Jeffrey Dorfman

          May 4, 2014 at 6:14 PM

          I have a female cousin who married a great guy 1 year ago this week. She is 5 feet tall and he is about 5 feet 2 inches. They are perfect for each other. Happy Anniversary you two.

        • Jeffrey Dorfman

          May 4, 2014 at 6:09 PM

          You got it dude.

        • DF

          May 5, 2014 at 10:11 PM

          not a dude 😉

        • Jeffrey Dorfman

          May 4, 2014 at 6:08 PM

          Makes perfect sense to me. They love each other. You sound jealous!

        • dragontech64

          May 10, 2014 at 2:03 PM

          Nope, happy for them. I’m 5’10” and my wife is 5’6″ and we are perfectly happy too. No jealousy involved.

        • Pet_Orange

          May 31, 2014 at 7:46 AM

          I know a couple like that too. Married 40 years now.

        • Frodo Baggins

          March 9, 2014 at 11:09 PM

          Actually, it works out perfect. It weeds out all the discriminatory morons out of our dating pool, leaving us hobbits with much nicer partners.

        • Timothy A. Kramar

          May 4, 2014 at 2:54 PM

          I can get where a particularly tall woman will want a taller man. But if she’s just barely over 5′, I’m still taller than she is. By half a foot. I am “tall” in comparison.

        • George Smith

          March 11, 2014 at 8:46 AM

          Aside from the gender difference, tall or short, fat or thin, all people look pretty much the same. Two arms, two legs, one nose, that sort of thing. I’m interested in what makes each of us unique – heart and personality.

        • Jerseysmelltours

          May 4, 2014 at 4:24 AM

          In a weird make believe world maybe. Our general physical presence makes all the difference in how others perceive us in their own minds’.

        • moe_i_am

          August 2, 2014 at 10:36 AM

          we all have a heart just like the arms, legs, nose thing you decided to use as an example.

          some people are born without personalities.

        • sadowolf

          March 18, 2014 at 11:11 AM

          You’ll be hearing from my lawyer, even though I’m above average height haha

        • bobby bobby

          March 20, 2014 at 10:28 PM

          funny how women also say they want a nice caring man too, doesn’t seem to actually work out that way lol

        • Jeffrey Dorfman

          May 4, 2014 at 5:51 PM

          Yes it does. There arn’t that many caring men around. You may or may not be one of them, but that is not all that a nice woman wants or needs. You may be caring, but not the type she is looking for in a life time relationship. Then again, you may be a caring man in your opinion, but not in hers. By the way, it worked out for me every time.

        • bobby bobby

          May 5, 2014 at 10:43 AM

          Well the majority of women don’t like nice guys, they want bad boys. Whether they realize it or not.

        • HereB4

          August 22, 2014 at 4:14 PM


        • bobby bobby

          August 26, 2014 at 1:27 PM

          well whatever helps you sleep at night but no women wants a pansie sorry.

        • DF

          August 23, 2014 at 5:03 PM

          I realize I like good and beautiful guys ! No bad ones please, why would I want a bad boy? He’s bound to n=be mean to you in the long run.

        • bobby bobby

          August 26, 2014 at 1:25 PM

          That’s the common misconception. Bad boys aren’t necessarily mean to you. Mean guys who beat women and stuff aren’t bad boys they are little bitches. Also it’s not so much what a women wants it’s what they are attracted to, there’s a difference.

          Bad boys are confident with them selves aren’t afraid to be their own man an live life on their terms. They also have an “edge” to them. They are the kind of guy who can stand on their own tow feet and don’t act like nerdy little pansies all the time like so many other guys do. They are the kind of guys most other guys think are douche bags or gay but women love. The best examples of bad boys are johnny depp, colin ferrel and more recently harry styles.

        • Cat

          April 13, 2014 at 9:15 AM

          I dont date unless he is 6’1 or taller.

        • Jerseysmelltours

          May 4, 2014 at 5:16 AM

          About as bad a deal breaker or maker as can be thought up. Decisions aren’t your strong point?

        • Jeffrey Dorfman

          May 4, 2014 at 6:06 PM

          Someone is not comfortable in their own skin or else wants her mate to reach the top shelf in the cabinet without a step stool.

        • trekkiemcjedi

          May 5, 2014 at 1:39 PM

          Hey we can’t change what we are attracted to. All I would say to you is if you have this superficial attraction, then you had better not be the type right to judge a man for being attracted to a fit girl with big boobs. For myself I will admit that fit girls with big boobs are attractive physically, but It is definitely not the most important thing I look for. I would rather have fit and small boobs, than out of shape with big boobs, but even that isn’t a deal breaker if I just really get a long with you

        • turretgunner

          May 6, 2014 at 12:05 PM

          Speak for yourself. I look for far more than good looks in a woman. I have gone out with what some would consider beautiful women and I couldn’t wait for the evening to be over. of course, I’m attracted to attractive women, but do I dismiss someone as a potential date because they aren’t pretty enough? No, because I’m not 15 anymore. I’m looking for more than just eye candy. Frankly, I think that the fact that you would dismiss a man because he isn’t tall enough just reflects how shallow a person you are.

        • roybatty2013

          May 9, 2014 at 12:56 PM

          Some of those women who want a 6′ man are the same ones calling it misogyny if a man doesn’t want a woman over 150 pounds or does want nice boobs. I’m 6’4. I just think hypocrisy is funny.

        • DF

          May 9, 2014 at 3:54 PM

          Clearly we’re not talking just about height anymore :-p

        • me

          May 28, 2014 at 8:00 PM

          That relationship will last about 2 years.

        • DF

          June 11, 2014 at 2:20 PM

          which relationship?

        • Pet_Orange

          May 31, 2014 at 7:26 AM

          Sure, but if somebody likes tall women then he’s trying to “conquer”. But if he’s 6’3″ then it’s okay.

        • truth

          May 31, 2014 at 1:28 PM

          Who told you you were pretty?

        • DF

          June 11, 2014 at 2:11 PM

          It’s usually beautiful but pretty ‘s fine. I like when it’s said to me but I prefer to say it to me – they like it too 🙂

        • TK421

          June 19, 2014 at 2:08 PM

          Height doesn’t matter when you’re horizontal…if you get my drift…

        • Roberta Beckert

          July 14, 2014 at 7:35 AM

          Ok I will sue you, dummy!

        • moe_i_am

          August 2, 2014 at 10:35 AM

          DF, don’t lie… you, like all women, care nothing for a man’s stature. It’s all about money and how he can elevate your personal status within society. nothing more. nothing less.

        • DF

          August 19, 2014 at 7:50 AM

          Somebody doesnt seem to like women, I orefer to earn my own money thank you! What I like in a man is his kind soul and his good looks!

        • green_manalishi

          August 4, 2014 at 3:37 PM

          you mean aside from the whole “objectification” thing?

        • DF

          August 5, 2014 at 1:48 PM

          Well it’s about time men get some idea about being objectified 😉

        • DF

          August 19, 2014 at 7:51 AM

          well, I think men have a way to go to catch up women on that score

        • green_manalishi

          August 19, 2014 at 9:53 AM

          true, but objectification is objectification. if you’re going to say it’s wrong, it has to be wrong for everyone. moral relativism is not logically defensible.

        • michael granato

          August 31, 2014 at 6:06 PM

          Pretty will only go so far and so will height or any other physical feature. Look at Jessica Simpson, one of the prettiest girls in the world at the time, she still annoyed the hell out of Nick Lachey!

      • ....

        February 11, 2014 at 4:04 AM

        Actually, the Average height for males (worldwide) is 5’7″ and for in US is about 5’9″. In fact the AVERAGE height for males (in both the US and worldwide) is on its way down.

        • Jeffrey Dorfman

          May 4, 2014 at 6:22 PM

          I don’t know where your getting your facts , but they are incorrect. More males in the U.S. are taller than 20 years ago. (Not that it matters)

      • nitestar95

        April 28, 2014 at 9:14 AM

        Maybe the influx of shorter people has decreased the average height; back in 1970, in the U.S. average height for a male was 5’10”, and 5’4″ for females, weight was 160 lbs for males, and 140 for females. However, I work in an area with very many immigrants, and they’re all well under the old averages in height, but higher in weight, so I’m not surprised at the new figures.

        • Jeffrey Dorfman

          May 4, 2014 at 6:29 PM

          Sorry to say the average height of American males was slightly lower than 5’10” in 1970. If my memory serves me correctly, it was 5’8 1/2″. I am 5’11” and was over. 2″ taller than the average American male height. One more point. That survey also stated there was no such height as average. Figure that out !

        • nitestar95

          August 4, 2014 at 3:07 PM

          I was quoting what was told to me from life insurance stats back when I purchased a policy from a friend in 1970. I do not know where Prudential gets it’s information, but as their income would decrease if they used incorrect stats to base their averages on, I would suppose that for America, they were probably pretty much on target.

      • TrustNoGovt

        April 29, 2014 at 7:48 AM

        Though if he’s standing on a fat wallet, they’ll take him at 4’10”. And old. So long as the money is fresh.

      • Jerseysmelltours

        May 4, 2014 at 4:49 AM

        Very truthful. Like most everything we as a people believe to be worth listing 98% lie straight-out: money earned, height,weight(recent not HS), sexual prowess, certain sexual measurements, complete boulder-dash)! That’s why I find so many inadequately equipped men(in their own mind since what we have in a god-given deal. Best to be OK with it other-wise). That’s why I find it so creepy with tall men who only date very short petite women(can you be anymore obvious about your believed sexual inadequacies). The boys used to call it the curse of the big man cause when the ladies found out “NOT” everything was in size proportion???

      • turretgunner

        May 6, 2014 at 11:57 AM

        It is all so ridiculous. I am 5’8″ and in good shape, But because of my height I’m written off by many women before I can even say “Hi.”. No matter what I say or do, it doesn’t seem to matter because I’m “short,” a physical trait I can do nothing about. If I was wealthy, of course, it wouldn’t make any difference. I make a decent income (low six figures), but I am by no means, rich. And please no speeches about “how you see you see yourself is how others will see you.” When it comes to height, that is simply a load of crap.

      • Pet_Orange

        May 31, 2014 at 7:23 AM

        The other half say “Nobody under 6 feet tall.

      • Goaty McCheese

        July 28, 2014 at 2:13 PM

        But none of that’s relevant. The article claims these people are “surprisingly” small, when there is nothing the least bit surprising about a man being 5’8″ or a woman being 5’2″. Absent some specific rumor that the person in question is in fact much taller, these heights are eminently unsurprising.

        The article claims that one woman’s height of 5’1″ is “unbelievable.” There’s nothing unbelievable about that. It’s wholly, entirely, 100% believable.

        • HereB4

          August 22, 2014 at 4:22 PM

          I know what they mean though; I was surprised …I had more or less assumed that most people successful in Hollywood were tall (with the one or two exceptions I knew about, such as Sylvester Stallone and Christina Ricci).

      • bobby bobby

        August 26, 2014 at 12:33 PM

        that’s only a plus that doesn’t mean you have to be that tall. Also they don’t want a guy too tall either. How many women want to date a giant like yao ming? Not many

      • Clearanceman2 .

        November 2, 2014 at 5:50 PM

        Don’t forget men lie about their height, they add their height in shoes at the very least.

      • Run

        January 31, 2015 at 5:28 AM

        That’s the sad thing. Women fail to realize that only 35% of men are 5-10 or over.

    • Dev2008

      January 28, 2014 at 10:32 AM

      Average height for men in the U.S. is 5’10 based on an average of all American men. If you check the avg all over the world it can range from 5’3″ to 5 11 1/12″. Avg.height for women is 5’5″. Not sure where you got the 5’8″ from.

      • DF

        January 29, 2014 at 10:57 PM

        Average female height is lower than 5′ 5″ it’s really closer to 5 foot 3 1/2

        • neernfar

          February 1, 2014 at 9:02 AM

          you can tell by the clothes at the local stores..NONE of them are made for tall women (or any women) over the height of about 5′ 5″.

        • 2disqzipfile

          February 5, 2014 at 8:31 PM

          What? I’m 5’9 and I don’t have trouble finding clothes at all. I’ve dated men 5’8 and they didn’t seem short at all, then again I don’t care much about height. I like it when a shorter man is confident enough to ask me out!

        • H1978

          February 15, 2014 at 9:37 AM

          I’m 5’9″ and my biggest problem is finding long-sleeved shirts with long enough sleeves, since the average woman is a few inches shorter and has proportionately shorter arms. More and more stores are offering women’s jeans in a variety of inseam lengths, I wish they’d do the same with sleeves!

        • Peatro Giorgio

          February 7, 2014 at 8:39 AM

          And on most occasion if you’re a woman 5′ or less even the petite department at times is too large.to find anything to fit nearly right; you have to go to childrens. So my little wife says who is all of 5′ and 105 lbs.

        • lucascott

          February 7, 2014 at 11:30 AM

          Clothes at local stores are a bad rule for ‘average’ given thet also tend to think the average woman is fat free.

          Best guess the ‘average’ woman’s height at least in the US is 5‘3″ to 5″5″ as far as clothes go. But the truth is that it’s probably more like 5’1″-5’3″ with way more butt and boobs than the shops think

        • Richard

          February 14, 2014 at 7:34 PM

          Waaay too much butt, far too much hip width, and not nearly enough boob! Don’t agree? Try maneuvering down store isles when miss cute 5’2” is in the isle with her hips/butt wider than her shopping cart…..

        • pldrake

          February 18, 2014 at 3:56 PM

          My tall female friends are the ones who have difficulty finding off-the-rack clothes that fit them. 5’1″ me does just fine.

        • dd

          February 1, 2014 at 10:35 AM

          no, the average female is 5’5 and the average male is 5’10

        • ....

          February 11, 2014 at 4:06 AM

          @DD… ACTUALLY… the Average Male is 5’7″ and the Average Female is 5’3″ (that is world wide).

        • DF

          February 15, 2014 at 9:55 PM

          Untrue, unless you’re in the Netherlands of course

        • pldrake

          February 18, 2014 at 3:55 PM

          I have a 5’4″ sister who seemed like an amazon in my short-statured family. Others see her as petite. I think she and I are just fine.

        • bobby bobby

          March 20, 2014 at 10:35 PM

          she’s average height imo

        • bobby bobby

          March 20, 2014 at 10:34 PM

          in the USA the average height for a women is 5’4″ and for a man it’s just over 5′ 9″

      • Krista

        February 5, 2014 at 6:48 AM

        Holland has the tallest people on average in the world. The average height for their men is 6 feet.

        • Jack

          February 10, 2014 at 9:18 PM

          You are wrong. There is a Tribe in Africa where the average male is 7 feet.

        • annoanalyst

          February 11, 2014 at 10:52 PM

          Both statements are true (On the average) Holland and many African regions have tall people. I know this because I have met Liberians here in America and I have visited Holland several times and seen people 6, 7 or even taller. I prefer people that have interesting personality and not really the size.

        • RobertPPruitt

          February 18, 2014 at 4:32 AM

          A tribe isn’t an entire country. Big difference. And tribes don’t count when someone says X-country has X-people.

        • bobby bobby

          March 20, 2014 at 10:34 PM

          7 feet? there is just no way

      • randell

        February 23, 2014 at 2:44 AM

        According to the National Center for Health Statistics, the average height for an adult female in the United States is: 63.8 inches or 5 foot 5.316666666666667 inch

        • concretejimmy

          March 10, 2014 at 6:39 PM

          63.8 inches is 5 foot 3.8 inches.

    • DF

      January 29, 2014 at 10:55 PM

      Average height of male Americans is actually close to 5 foot 10.
      5’11” seldom looks tall and is just above average

    • LiberalGilt

      February 2, 2014 at 9:24 AM

      Average Adult (20+) US male height, ALL Americans :5′ 9.5″

      Average Adult (20+) US male height, BLACK Americans :5′ 10″

      Average Adult (20+) US male height, WHITE Americans :5′ 10.5″

      Average Adult (20+) US male height, HISPANIC Americans :5′ 7″

      • bobby bobby

        March 20, 2014 at 10:33 PM

        what about asain, arabic and indian?

        • Z

          April 14, 2014 at 10:25 AM

          Why you gotta stir the pot? Why you gotta?

        • bobby bobby

          April 14, 2014 at 6:44 PM

          no I was seriously wondering. Why skip over them anyways?

    • Krista

      February 5, 2014 at 6:42 AM

      Since I was a teen in the 1980s the charts for men’s height read that under 5’9″ was short and that 5’9″-6’1″ was in the average range. Anything 6’2″ or 6’3″ and up was tall for a man (as in big & tall shops). In Japan the average man is 5’8″ and the average woman is 5’2.”

    • dommoPA

      February 14, 2014 at 9:15 PM

      Now, your data is incorrect. The mens suit industry makes clothing for men who are 5’9 to 5’10”. That is consider a regular length / height.

    • pldrake

      February 18, 2014 at 3:54 PM

      Smile – in my family you would be tall. I have male cousins who are 5′ tall. I’m 5’1″ and am average. IT DOES NOT MATTER, SHORT OR TALL.

    • Guest

      February 19, 2014 at 3:55 PM

      You are. Since when is 5’8″ “small”?? WTF?

    • Cesar Gomez

      February 24, 2014 at 9:02 AM

      The avergage is actually 5′ 10″. Not that it really matters… I noticed that the height depends on the person. Think Adolf Hitler and you’ll see….I have been measured from 5’5″ to 5’8″ depending on how I feel that day…

    • Oldmonkey

      February 27, 2014 at 11:24 PM

      Don’t know how old you are bud, but it has been 40 years since 5′ 11″ was considered tall. Today both of us are around average, which beats the heck out of being short. I have 2 Taiwanese nephews our height, one 6′, and another 6′ 2″ My kid is 6′ 4″
      20 years ago I remember in Taiwan being 10 inches above everyone in a crowd which was really weird; not any more

      • concretejimmy

        March 10, 2014 at 7:23 PM

        At 5’8, I’m tall if I was a Mexican. I’ve seen them as short as 5 foot. I don’t know if I’ve seen any over 6 foot.

    • Myrtle Linder

      March 7, 2014 at 12:53 PM

      Height, does in no way make a man; it is what is in a man and what he makes of it, this is mostly what a man is known by. My late husband was 5’8″ but he stood tall in every bodies sight. My son is 5’11 1/2, he too is a great man. The size makes not a bit of difference, unless you have huge ego, or put value in the wrong place.

      • LaBelleBoho

        March 14, 2014 at 11:53 AM

        My father was barely 5’2″ but he was a giant as a man and an old country doctor who turned no one away. In fact, he was a one-man “Affordable Care Act.” We called him a “dime” among “pennies.”

      • nitestar95

        April 28, 2014 at 9:25 AM

        Everyone who does it, please, please stop with the half inches. Whenever you hear that, whether the person is 4’10” or 6’11”, it always screams ‘insecurity’, like they feel like the even inch mark isn’t adequate, and it really overemphasizes the person’s belief of that, making it even more obvious that they feel they’re lacking in something because of their height.

      • Jeffrey Dorfman

        May 4, 2014 at 6:39 PM

        Myrtle, I’m glad you enjoyed your marriage. The two of you obviously had your priorities right. Sorry to learn here of his passing. Many men whose height was below what is considered average were great men and as you said, were tall in everyone’s eyes. Although we are talking about height in relationship to the opposite sex, I enjoyed your comment immensely. As I said in a previous comment, if one has a problem with the height issue, they must not be comfortable in their own skin or have a flaw in their ego gene.

    • Steve Crespo

      March 7, 2014 at 1:24 PM

      “Last I checked, the average height of American males was 5’8″…”

      Wow. How often do you check that?

      • sadowolf

        March 18, 2014 at 11:14 AM

        Not very often, obviously

    • Kkaoign Singleton

      March 10, 2014 at 7:31 AM

      Google it, it’s 5’9″ for males

    • jw

      March 11, 2014 at 8:51 PM

      Way to go shorty

    • Run

      March 17, 2014 at 2:05 AM

      Average height for European and American males is still very much UNDER 5-10. It’s closer to 5-8.5 Furthermore, it is estimated that only one in five men is taller than 6′. Hence, 5-11 is tall, as is 5-10. For the stats to be what they are, the majority of American and European men have to be below 5-9…maybe 65%. This is something typical heterosexual women don’t understand. When they seek as mates only males who are 6-0 or taller they significantly reduce their chances of finding love and getting married.

    • robertsgt40

      March 25, 2014 at 2:42 PM

      Average height in US for men is 5’10.2″ It will probably drop because of the influx from other countries that average height is about 5′ 5″. LOL

    • Mike Veeeeee

      April 14, 2014 at 9:04 AM

      Since when are porn stars, like Kim Cowdashian, considered celebrities? Scary world live in now.

      • Mike Veeeeeee

        May 20, 2014 at 7:12 PM

        Get over yourself.

    • Z

      April 14, 2014 at 10:24 AM

      You’re probably just hanging out with short people.

    • JDiva

      April 16, 2014 at 5:41 PM

      I’ve heard 5’10. 5’8 would explain why I’m taller than most men when I wear heels because I’m 5’8. That seems a little short for a man.

    • Lord Logiq

      April 19, 2014 at 1:25 PM

      Much of it has to do with where you live. I’m 6’5″, there isn’t a man in my family under 6′, and I’ve not had many friends as an adult who were under 5’10”. I’m considered to be tall, but I’d never heard of anyone under 6’1″ being referred to as such before I moved down south.

    • lakawak

      April 27, 2014 at 6:10 AM

      When was the last you checked? I don’t know why people still make this claim a lot, but the average American male is 5 foot 10 inches…not 5 foot 8.

    • Jai Stone

      April 29, 2014 at 5:11 PM

      Average height is 5’9 for men in the US, and I’m not sure why men 1 inch below that made the list.

    • Ian Cook

      April 30, 2014 at 9:11 AM

      Average is about 5’9″, so, 5’8″ really isn’t all that short. Seems rediculous.

    • Jimsim

      May 2, 2014 at 11:07 AM

      Average is 5’10” for white and black males. Asians and latinos bring the overall average down a little. I’m 6’3″ but frequently feel average. Maybe I live around abnormally tall folks.

      The point here, I think, is that hollywood makes these people seem larger than life, so it’s surprising, in a way, that they’re not.

    • James Campbell

      May 3, 2014 at 4:01 PM

      Average height depends on race. According the CDC, in the US Caucasians average 5’10”, African-Americans 5’9 3/4″, Whereas Asian-Amricans average 5’7″.

    • Jerseysmelltours

      May 4, 2014 at 4:21 AM

      Probably by the many members of the jockey club?. Seems to me our height real or imagined is tied to our general self-image and how we carry ourselves. Many top actors/print screen models aren’t basketball tall but their body image in their media give that impression, That’s why weight, or lack there of, means so much when being filmed/photographed. I’m 6-4 with a size 14 foot yet I’m very easy going people always see me smaller than I am. Height and general weight make such huge impressions on people. Look how rare to see a much taller women on the arm of a noticeably shorter man? I was always tall but very fit and thin when I took-up bodybuilding and 35 lbs people always saw me in a much more agressive way. I got in too 100% more real-hard-core street fights with out ever trying to.

    • Roberta Spangler

      May 5, 2014 at 12:46 PM

      Everything I’ve read anywhere says average male is about 5’10” or so, and women are about 5’4.” That actually hasn’t changed in a long time.

    • Chris

      May 16, 2014 at 3:00 PM

      Like a few other people said, average height keeps rising. It is probably 5’9 now for American males, and I would also say that it is slightly higher with both White and Black males, which is most of the guys on this list.

      Also, you might have to check the average height of movie star celebs, because my sense is that they may be taller on average. Typically people in the public eye are taller. Taller people often have an easier time getting to that point. You see this to the extreme with US Presidents, where the average height throughout history is still 5’9″, even though that includes all the early presidents. All presidents after Carter have been 6 feet tall or more. Jimmy Carter was himself 5’9″ And in a fit of irony, George Washington was the third tallest president at above 6’2″.

    • Amanda Leigh

      May 30, 2014 at 6:11 PM

      It is 5’10” and a woman is 5’4 1/2″

    • Pet_Orange

      May 31, 2014 at 7:21 AM

      You are unless you hang around NBA players.

    • Wayne101

      June 16, 2014 at 2:39 PM

      Well it’s time to check again.

    • Robert

      July 2, 2014 at 9:51 PM

      Yeah, I saw 5’8″ being short and I was very confused. I’m glad someone pointed this out.

    • dick sucker suck my dick

      August 3, 2014 at 12:04 PM

      yeah your short bro, stop selling yourself tall… i’m tall … i’m 6’6

    • Tom

      August 22, 2014 at 7:18 PM

      I Agree The Guy or Girl that wrote this must be vary tall to consider 5’8″ short.

    • David

      October 2, 2014 at 2:12 PM

      If the average height in America for a male is 5″8 then Americans are really a nation of midgets.

      From where I come from (a country in central Europe) the average height is at least 5’10 (178 cm) , probably 5″11 (180 cm). In the Balkans and in Northern Europe it’s even around 6 feet.

      The figure of 5″8 (if correct, I doubt it) probably includes Hispanics which are much shorter than Whites.

    • R1D1

      January 23, 2015 at 11:22 AM

      5’11” !
      Show off!

  291. Cerph

    January 13, 2014 at 9:07 PM

    Money or not… he looks ridiculous next to her.

    • Darr247

      January 24, 2014 at 9:15 PM

      When she takes off the 5” heels, he’s an inch taller than her.