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Kiss your loved ones. Get your affairs in order and repent. The end days are coming. Justin Bieber is just about to go on a new tour called Purpose and according to the first round of rumors, the shows are going to be insanely pretentious and lame.
Namely, the shows are supposed to start out with Justin’s metaphorical fall from the sky during which he talks to his audience about the mistakes he has made and the life he has led so far. He then experiences an epiphany and instead of falling, he starts ascending to the heavens once again.
We feel there is really nothing we can add to this. It sounds just ridiculous and we are actually hoping to see this happen. It is going to be side-splittingly funny.