Madonna is like that old biddy you see in apartment complexes that is always there, stroking a tiny dog that has already started decomposing. She lurks in the shadows, trying to get you to talk to her. The only difference is that Madonna is famous and ten times more annoying.
Some might say gross.
And even though a picture is worth a thousand words, Drake has just come forward saying that despite an obvious look of disgust on his face after Madonna’s kiss, he was actually not disgusted at all.
In fact, on his Instagram, he posted the pic of the kiss with the words, “Don’t misinterpret my shock!! I got to make out with the queen Madonna and I feel 100 about that forever! Thank you @madonna.”
Just in case you were stranded on a deserted island somewhere for the last few days, Madonna made a guest appearance at Drake’s Coachella show and kissed him. A pic of the rapper obviously disgusted by the kiss then made the rounds online and spawned innumerable jokes and memes.
Now, it seems we’ve imagined the entire thing, if we are to believe Drake.