Here Are The Nastiest Selena Gomez Jokes From Bieber’s Roast


In case you have spent the last few days in a cave somewhere, here is an update. Comedy Central organized a roast of Justin Bieber and it got nasty. Really nasty. Which is really no surprise considering the roastee.

And just as you might have expected, the roasters had their way with Justin’s former relationship with Selena Gomez for whom he still pines so vehemently. We have collected the nastiest of these for you here, but be warned. These are very NSFW and if you have any feelings for Biebs, you might want to stop reading right now.

Jeff Ross fired off no less than three Selena jokes and they were real gnarly:

Selena wanted to be here but she’s dating men now.

Is it true you dumped her because she grew a mustache before you?

And definitely the nastiest one:

That’s right, Selena Gomez had sex with this guy…proving once again Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won’t do.

Kevin Hart was quite toned down about Selena, but he still hit the spot with:

Unfortunately Selena Gomez couldn’t be here tonight. Just because she didn’t want to be here. I wish I had something better to tell you, but I don’t.

Natasha Leggero really went far with her Selena-related joke:

Selena Gomez had to f—k you. She is literally the least lucky Selena in all of entertainment history.

But it was Chris D’Elia who really drove the steak deep inside Bieber’s hurt little hairless chest with:

You’re about to get f—ked harder than Orlando Bloom f—ked Selena Gomez.

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